Morty's notes and such

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


What is he doing back here?

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Should stay here until 1000 posts reached...then leave and allow children to have nice time without throwing fits because of you...I mean me.

Not darted as of yet....cannot believe...thought last comment would do it.


Possibly no dartsman has seen it .



May do derby selections before leaving.

Pretty stupid since field is yet to be fer DEM SHOO...


...but everyone else is doing it.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



A minor.







Have been wanting to do that for a long time.



Good.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Wondering if should start poll to see who has eraser nipples?








Nah.





Can'tdall is likely to answer in the positive.








Consider Notes to myself may be getting too risque.





Have.






Good.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Wocky wants to go to tatoo shop.


Wants "What are you lookin' at? " etched in forehead.




Consider shrink first.



Also think Thebby does not have ski slope dupa.


Have been told it's frumpy.

Not saying who told.

May call off date .







What do I mean MAY?????

[paisjpq]

morte' stop hijacking that poor man's threads...

and there ain't no problems with my dupa.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Getting away with a lot here.

This is so true.



Considering really expanding my new found latitude.


Have to put thinking cap on.

Thank lucky stars I got rid of ear muffs.



That would really look stupid.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to myself:



Getting away with a lot here.

This is so true.



Considering really expanding my new found latitude.


Have to put thinking cap on.

Thank lucky stars I got rid of ear muffs.



That would really look stupid.

don't count on it to continue

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Roll on floor.....laugh azz off. Do it in French.












rule-eng un ze flour!!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!

[Cajungator26]

Note to myself:

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[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

morte' stop hijacking that poor man's threads...

and there ain't no problems with my dupa.

I know...he is a very nice man.



I apologize to him.






And that's not what Andy said.







Oh boy.

[Mortimer]

Note to mysef:

Put ShortArms on ignore.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I know...he is a very nice man.



I apologize to him.

And that's not what Andy said.


Oh boy.

what the hell would he know bout it?

[Cajungator26]

Note to myself:

Find out how old Thebby is. If she's older than 22, chances are likely Andrew never said anything about her dupa.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Does Andy lie to me?

Better find out.





Why dosen't this stupid ignore button work?

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Note to myself:


Does Andy lie to me?

Better find out.

Why dosen't this stupid ignore button work?

he does lie to you...but it's for your own good.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


I'll bet Andy does lie to me.

But being number one best buddy....must be doing it because Thebby is man eater.



I am frightened by aggressive Amazons.



Put Thebby on ignore.






If can get friggin' thing to work.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: buy some steak sauce...morty sounds tough to digest.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



UH-OH!!


COULD THEBBY AND AUNTY COOBY BE SAME PERSON!!??






MUST find out how to operate ignore button!

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


PHOOEY!!


Thebby is dartsman...cannot put on ignore!








Must hide.