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Old 04-08-2007, 07:27 PM
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I'll be darned.





But I resigned from Catholicism quite some time ago and am now unattached.

Interesting though.

Do you have a daughter in Tennessee by any chance?
No daughter Morte'; not one in Tennessee or any other state.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:31 PM
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No daughter Morte'; not one in Tennessee or any other state.

Well..any friend of yours named Guppy?
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:34 PM
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This is serious now...I'm not making this up.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:48 PM
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Well..any friend of yours named Guppy?
Tell me why you are asking Morte'.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:52 PM
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Well I know someone like you who has a daughter in Tennessee.



And then I know another who has a friend named Guppy.

It's fairly innocent....just curious because it would be a major coincidence,but I'm just nosy like that.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:54 PM
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Morte, honey, there's right many (like you) of us Episcopalians nationwide.

Not all of them play horses though.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:56 PM
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You'd be surprised.
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:58 PM
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I probably would, given that there's a few, I'm sure, in the Northeast.
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Old 04-08-2007, 08:28 PM
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Well these are scattered in the NW and South.



I'm not doing very well here.

Nurse?

Ever been one?
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Old 04-08-2007, 09:03 PM
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Well these are scattered in the NW and South.



I'm not doing very well here.

Nurse?

Ever been one?
No Morte', though I've had a good deal of contact with them.
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Old 04-08-2007, 09:19 PM
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You're a doctor?
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Old 04-08-2007, 09:54 PM
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You're a doctor?
Morte' why am I finding "moi" the object of your curiosity this evening?

Do you want to play "doctor?"

Or if you're looking for someone that enjoys horseracing, I'm here.

If you're looking for someone that can pay for her own dinner, again, I'm here.

If you're married, you'd better hush.

(There may be a THUD coming back on this.)
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Old 04-08-2007, 10:12 PM
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Once again:

www.match.com/derbytrail

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Old 04-09-2007, 07:32 AM
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Morte' why am I finding "moi" the object of your curiosity this evening?

Who is moi!!?




Do you want to play "doctor?"

I already played that with Care-la.....she removed my meniscus!!



Or if you're looking for someone that enjoys horseracing, I'm here.

Now you're a horse !!?





If you're looking for someone that can pay for her own dinner, again, I'm here.

I'd be a lot more impressed if you could pay for MommyDearests.



If you're married, you'd better hush.

I am single and quite attractive.




(There may be a THUD coming back on this.)

Ah don't thank so.
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Old 04-09-2007, 07:59 AM
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RajunFakir....do you mind?
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:07 AM
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I am single and quite attractive.
Where do I sign up?
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Old 04-09-2007, 08:19 AM
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I'm afraid you'll have to pick a number.




We are on 671.

DON'T get shutout.
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I'm afraid you'll have to pick a number.




We are on 671.

DON'T get shutout.
How high up do the numbers go before I get shutout? I know that you like to save the best for last.
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Old 04-09-2007, 10:26 AM
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How high up do the numbers go before I get shutout? I know that you like to save the best for last.

Only one thousand are available...we are now on 802.


You must e-mail and attach a creative pose photo.I have the right to change numbers for any and all.Deadline is noon today,but they'll be gone before then.











YOOOOOOOOU'D better HURRY!!
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Old 04-09-2007, 10:36 AM
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Only one thousand are available...we are now on 802.


You must e-mail and attach a creative pose photo.I have the right to change numbers for any and all.Deadline is noon today,but they'll be gone before then.











YOOOOOOOOU'D better HURRY!!
I'm waiting until the last possible second. You DESERVE to have the best for last, Morty. Don't settle for anything but!
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