Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

What's that one guy's name...J-man?

Something like that.





I think he might be gay as well.






Now it would stand to reason that the other happy people know this.So the gay can play all day as a foursome.

I'll bet I'm right.



CM Oreo I'm pretty sure is gay.

But I don't think the other 4 know that.

Don't tell them.







You know who else I think is gay?









TwoMinutesToToast.








Oh I'm kidding.


But I do think he is from Mars.





Yes I do.










And I think Dimmy is a trained frog.






Ach!....I'm sure I can sleep now.

Upon hearing the news of my fellow forumites I immediately changed my avatar to one that shows my moral support to teh geighs.


I mean homos


Err I mean homosexuals.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Upon hearing the news of my fellow forumites I immediately changed my avatar to one that shows my moral support to teh geighs.


I mean homos


Err I mean homosexuals.

ror!


That's him!!!





That's MonkeyFace KGB .007!!!




That's too funny...and I still can't sleep.

I hope all of you sleepers are happy.

[Mortimer]

I think the problem is my dream scenario.....I'm afraid of ghosts.




What I will do now is change to a dream scenario of sleeping.I will dream about myself sleeping.

I don't know why I didn't think of that sooner.






g'night everybody!!

[Mortimer]

Today we will learn about fat,boozing gay gelfers wearing skirts who are fraidy cats.











BLECH!



ror!






Who wants to learn about that?



Oh I'll think of something for todays broadcast.

[Mortimer]

What about people who look like monkeys?

Would that be interesting?





Oh...I have to check on a horsey for Sighty-Poo.

She's Druggy-Poo's girlfriend.

I'll bet he's mad she is asking me about a horsey.






=:>

[CapperZeke]

Morty,


It is raining in Saratoga today.



The sun will not appear.



It's scheduled to come back tomorrow.



At around 5:37 AM.

[Mortimer]

But first...a thought.






Ah wonder where MonkeyFace KGB .007 could be???
























10.....Taking high heel walking practice.Wearing training pads on ankles.

9.......Went to Canada for ear reduction operation.

8.......Studying yon Dillingers GIC collection.Wants to look intelligent in launching counter attack against the Incomparable MORTE'.

7........In can...arrested for drinking while gelfing last night.

6........Pouting...did not receive invite to Nimrod Invitational.

5........Hiding since finding out a ceratin PREDATOR has singled him out from the herd.

4........Lost confidence buliding Sunglasses...cannot see sun.

3........Still in JoeyNoShoes thead ....fears something going on with the "renowned" writer and yon Dillinger.

2........Entered in Iron Cross Dresser Contest.....will try to solve challenging mobius strip while walking backwards through revolving door while wearing 4 inch heels.

1........Arrested again for applying lipstick with rocket launcher on public thoroughfare....what a mess.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by CapperZeke

Morty,


It is raining in Saratoga today.



The sun will not appear.



It's scheduled to come back tomorrow.



At around 5:37 AM.

I don't know what I would do without you and your fine journal,Zeke.

NoShoes would fill up 12 pages to say the same thing.

[Mortimer]

Why won't MonkeyFace get a pud enlargement?







Because yon Dillinger would want one,too.

[Mortimer]

I have decided since I am the Number One PREDATOR here...meaning IdonotchewmypreyImerelykillitandmoveon.....I think a new set of rules need to be laid down.




When in my near proximity...obey the following:




1....NO autographs.

2....NO photographs.

3....And ABSOLUTELY NO touching.

[Antitrust32]

[quote=Mortimer]I have decided since I am the Number One PREDATOR here...meaning IdonotchewmypreyImerelykillitandmoveon.....I think a new set of rules need to be laid down.




When in my near proximity...obey the following:




1....NO autographs.

2....NO photographs.

3....And ABSOLUTELY NO touching.[/QUOTE]



oh darn!



PeeGarden will have a field day with that one!

[Mortimer]

=:>







PeeGarden IS a field day.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

What about people who look like monkeys?

Would that be interesting?





Oh...I have to check on a horsey for Sighty-Poo.

She's Druggy-Poo's girlfriend.

I'll bet he's mad she is asking me about a horsey.






=:>

Druggy-Poo is going to be very upset when he sees the interview I posted with Discreet ScaredyCat:


Reporter: Good morning Mr. Cat, it has been said that you are very brilliant, do you agree?

D. Cat: I'm alright I guess, but you know who has the biggest balls in town? Street Sense. That dude carried the Juvie Jinx on his back to victory in the Kentucky Derby. I mean have you seen some of the holes he has bullied his way through? I wish I had those balls, heck...I need 4 months off if the wind blows by too quickly.

Reporter: Speaking of time off, how is your throat recovering?

D. Cat: Godolphin didn't want to ruin my good boy image, but truth is, I was being stalked by this dude, DrugS, and couldn't take the pressure any longer and took up chain smoking. I mean, the guy thinks I can walk on water and stuff...I can't even run on dirt on a regular basis!

Reporter: So when can we expect you to race again?

D. Cat: I refuse to run again until the State of New York recognizes my Civil Union with Flashy Bull.

Reporter: Such a shame. It was good speaking with you Mr. Cat.

D. Cat: Likewise.

[Mortimer]

Druggy-Poo is going to be very upset when he sees the interview I posted with Discreet ScaredyCat:
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ror!!



rule-eng en leff-eng!!!








FINE WORK!!!




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





!!

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Druggy-Poo is going to be very upset when he sees the interview I posted with Discreet ScaredyCat:


Reporter: Good morning Mr. Cat, it has been said that you are very brilliant, do you agree?

D. Cat: I'm alright I guess, but you know who has the biggest balls in town? Street Sense. That dude carried the Juvie Jinx on his back to victory in the Kentucky Derby. I mean have you seen some of the holes he has bullied his way through? I wish I had those balls, heck...I need 4 months off if the wind blows by too quickly.

Reporter: Speaking of time off, how is your throat recovering?

D. Cat: Godolphin didn't want to ruin my good boy image, but truth is, I was being stalked by this dude, DrugS, and couldn't take the pressure any longer and took up chain smoking. I mean, the guy thinks I can walk on water and stuff...I can't even run on dirt on a regular basis!

Reporter: So when can we expect you to race again?

D. Cat: I refuse to run again until the State of New York recognizes my Civil Union with Flashy Bull.

Reporter: Such a shame. It was good speaking with you Mr. Cat.

D. Cat: Likewise.

that was truely awesome. Shirley DrugS will get a kicky-poo out of that!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

that was truely awesome. Shirley DrugS will get a kicky-poo out of that!

Druggie Poo takes his P_ussy













Cat




very seriously!

[Mortimer]

Why Sighty-Poo..




...I now have no doubt you can hear the music quite clearly.

I haD many before.....then it lessened...but now it is very obvious.





I'm pleasantly floored.

Really.






10 more pies for you:

OOOOOOOOOO

[Mortimer]

ror!!




I am now officially THE DRRRRAG-OWN!





UPS!





I mean THE PREDTAOR.











Do not fucl< with a meat eater......even though I merely kill it and move one.



Well I mean I do have to eat sometimes...but not often.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh...I have to check on a horsey for Sighty-Poo.

She's Druggy-Poo's girlfriend.

I'll bet he's mad she is asking me about a horsey.

Neither Emily nor Erica are my girlfriend --- OR resemble a horse.

You are a bad person Mortimer!