Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms - Page 17

Mortimer · #**321** 08-08-2007, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Neither Emily nor Erica are my girlfriend --- OR resemble a horse.

You are a bad person Mortimer!

!

Oh yes...I am a very bad person.

But I'm a little lost.... r u saying Sighty-Poo is Erica?

The Indomitable DrugS · #**322** 08-08-2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek

Druggy-Poo is going to be very upset when he sees the interview I posted with Discreet ScaredyCat:

Reporter: Good morning Mr. Cat, it has been said that you are very brilliant, do you agree?

D. Cat: I'm alright I guess, but you know who has the biggest balls in town? Street Sense. That dude carried the Juvie Jinx on his back to victory in the Kentucky Derby. I mean have you seen some of the holes he has bullied his way through? I wish I had those balls, heck...I need 4 months off if the wind blows by too quickly.

Reporter: Speaking of time off, how is your throat recovering?

D. Cat: Godolphin didn't want to ruin my good boy image, but truth is, I was being stalked by this dude, DrugS, and couldn't take the pressure any longer and took up chain smoking. I mean, the guy thinks I can walk on water and stuff...I can't even run on dirt on a regular basis!

Reporter: So when can we expect you to race again?

D. Cat: I refuse to run again until the State of New York recognizes my Civil Union with Flashy Bull.

Reporter: Such a shame. It was good speaking with you Mr. Cat.

D. Cat: Likewise.

Lies! All of it!

The real Discreet Cat can blow bubbles with beef jerky.....

Be VERY affraid of him!

The Indomitable DrugS · #**323** 08-08-2007, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

!

Oh yes...I am a very bad person.

But I'm a little lost.... r u saying Sighty-Poo is Erica?

She is not....

That I know of anyway.

However, she will pay for using the Discreet Cat's name in vain.

Mortimer · #**324** 08-08-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

She is not....

That I know of anyway.

However, she will pay for using the Discreet Cat's name in vain.

Oh it's very bad to make fun of Miscreant Cat.

So Erica dumped you as well?

Don't take it badly...happens to the best of us.Why Carla dumped me for CJ,Bogs,AndyPanda,JK and LaBarge.....oh..and MiracleWhip.

I think you should give Sighty-Poo a chance...I really think it would work out well.

I think it best you use me as a mediator here.I know just how to do this.....would you like me to ask her if she would go out with you?

Let me know.

Mortimer · #**325** 08-08-2007, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek

The official Morty horse runs this weekend in the Secretariat....Mostacolli Mort or is he crinkle trash can material?

Well he has passed the once over test...right name...right jockey...right track. So far so good. Let's see what his program number is as well as a few other things.

Looking like a stage 5 ZC bet to me.

Mortimer · #**326** 08-08-2007, 12:30 PM

Hossy seems a bit down in the ash dumper as well.

Maybe I can help,sir.

Would you like to go out with KGB .007?

ROR!!

KIDDING-KIDDING!

Name someone....I can help....or would you rather I picked one out for you?

Just don't ask for BrownSugar....I don't think she likes me anymore.

Mortimer · #**327** 08-08-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I vote for that one.

ror!

It's yon Dillinger and KGB .007!

Late Fires · #**328** 08-08-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

CapperZeke!

Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.

What happened to LateFires?

MORTY!

Too kind of you to inquire about my whereabouts.

I took a sabbatical to ponder that age old question:

What is worse: a gelfer, or a boozehound?

Finding no easy answers, I thought I would return.

I see that my pleas to the man upstairs (Steve) have not worked and you are still locked in these rooms. Phooey.

Mortimer · #**329** 08-08-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

MORTY!

Too kind of you to inquire about my whereabouts.

I took a sabbatical to ponder that age old question:

What is worse: a gelfer, or a boozehound?

Finding no easy answers, I thought I would return.

I see that my pleas to the man upstairs (Steve) have not worked and you are still locked in these rooms. Phooey.

!!!!

My good friend!

Fine and HIGHLY amusing work ,sir.

Stay with us now....there may be a HUGE ZC coming up in that Arlington Secretariat this Saturday.There may be more excitement here than there was for Sumwunsdonkey last race.

Yes..I am still in bondage.

Double phooey.

Late Fires · #**330** 08-08-2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!!!

My good friend!

Fine and HIGHLY amusing work ,sir.

Stay with us now....there may be a HUGE ZC coming up in that Arlington Secretariat this Saturday.There may be more excitement here than there was for Sumwunsdonkey last race.

Yes..I am still in bondage.

Double phooey.

I will stay tuned.

Since I am not far from Arlington, I can say that this is the most exciting news to hit the Chicagoland area since Sumwonbeatsme graced the polytrack.

Mortimer · #**331** 08-08-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

I will stay tuned.

Since I am not far from Arlington, I can say that this is the most exciting news to hit the Chicagoland area since Sumwonbeatsme graced the polytrack.

Behold.

Do you see this fellow bud boardies....I mean board buddies?

He paints as does the symphony player.

Yet he does not steel as Bach took from ProcolHarum.

For there is no reason as the truth is plane to see.

Late Fires · #**332** 08-08-2007, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Behold.

Do you see this fellow bud boardies....I mean board buddies?

He paints as does the symphony player.

Yet he does not steel as Bach took from ProcolHarum.

For there is no reason as he truth is plane to see.

ror!

OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO

Your post has not turned me a whiter shade of pale, but rather pink from embarassment.

Too kind, sir.

Mortimer · #**333** 08-08-2007, 01:24 PM

Oh forget it.

Great knowing you have depth.

Some here merely skim the water.

Oh.

CapperZeke beat me like a drum at poker last night....I taught him too well.

He pulled the 3 pair trick on me.

As you know....

...I really hate when that happens.

Late Fires · #**334** 08-08-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh forget it.

Great knowing you have depth.

Some here merely skim the water.

Oh.

CapperZeke beat me like a drum at poker last night....I taught him too well.

He pulled the 3 pair trick on me.

As you know....

...I really hate when that happens.

The three pair trick? Is that like the Italian Rope Trick?

Mortimer · #**335** 08-08-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires

The three pair trick? Is that like the Italian Rope Trick?

It's worse.....in the I-Rope trick one merely dies.

The 3 pair trick makes you sick having held aces over kings and raising like a fool.

CapperZeke · #**336** 08-08-2007, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh forget it.

Great knowing you have depth.

Some here merely skim the water.

Oh.

CapperZeke beat me like a drum at poker last night....I taught him too well.

He pulled the 3 pair trick on me.

As you know....

...I really hate when that happens.

Morty,

That was beginner's luck.

That's why I sat in the chair backward, I was afraid you'd read my poker face.

I've learned a lot from you.

Those little cigarettes you introduced to me were tasty.

Except it took me a long time to get home.

Are we still on for square dancing this weekend?

Mortimer · #**337** 08-08-2007, 02:23 PM

Too funny Zeke.

That's why I didn't have to seat you in front of the mirror.

In that 7 card stud game I could see you had 10's over 6's on the table.

And I did see the pair of 9's in your hand....I juts didn't think you would remember the 3 pair trick.

If you liked the cigarettes...wait until I put out my bowl of treated sen-sen next time.

Automatic Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.

ror!!....square dancing!?

Who do you think I am.....MonkeyFace!??

Mortimer · #**338** 08-08-2007, 06:07 PM

I think last night was to end it here for me.

Dave's bright idea made me forget.

(Oh...Dave...the other idea is back on.)

Anyhooo.......I'm thinking the last broadcast will be live and direct from the smelley ol' varmint grounds of Sara's Toga.

Any TrueSwine wishing to challenge me in person will be destroyed.

This includes you HickoryDickoryValley..Hill...whatever.

Sightseek · #**339** 08-08-2007, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

She is not....

That I know of anyway.

However, she will pay for using the Discreet Cat's name in vain.

OK, Druggie...after a bit of exercise I've returned with a clear head and I would like to seek your forgiveness.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to break your heart.

hmmmm, how can I make you forgive me?

Oohhh! I KNOW!

Ready?

Whoa! Settle down big boy! I'm not that sorta girl.

So anyway, where were we?

oh that is right.....

Please forgive me Druggie, for I love Discreet Kittypoop too.

Antitrust32 · #**340** 08-08-2007, 09:17 PM

This thread must be retired to the Charles Hatton room one day. Some classics by Sighty - poo (Hi!).

and of course,

If ya cant take the heat

stay out of the Cajun!

I mean kitchen!

ten pies, all around!