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Old 08-13-2007, 06:37 PM
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Default The Worst Date You've Been On

This topic was on the radio...and I know we've all been on a really, really bad date...so who is willing to share theirs?
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:39 PM
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Mine will beat anyones ,but I'll have to do it later.









I'm talking about the date....and coming back later to tell it.
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:40 PM
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Mine will beat anyones ,but I'll have to do it later.









I'm talking about the date....and coming back later to tell it.
Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..

Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:43 PM
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Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?




thud






Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..











double thud!
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:51 PM
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I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:48 PM
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I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?
So it ended up being her best date ever?








I'm just kidding! You set that one up........
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:08 PM
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Maybe you can tell me what you mean by bad


lets see there was

1)the one that left the party with someone else
2)the one that turned off the lights and didn't come to the door when I pulled in the driveway.
3)The one that had to be home early to go on another date while she was cheating on her boyfriend.

I guess every other date has been the worst for someone

must be me
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:15 PM
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Mine isn't going up until...










...oh boy.





Wait a minute.















I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post....
















....phooey.
















I'm going to hold it...












What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me.













Oh my God.












I mean that I was on...the date I mean.














I don't believe this.



















After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER!


























I quit....I can't do this.
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:24 PM
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Mine isn't going up until...
...oh boy.
Wait a minute.
I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post....
....phooey.
I'm going to hold it...
What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me.
Oh my God.
I mean that I was on...the date I mean.
I don't believe this.
After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER!
I quit....I can't do this.
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:44 PM
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What is that supposed to mean Wingnut?

Oh never mind.

I'm going to get this right yet.





All I'm trying to say is I just would rather wait unil a few others come.
















Sunnyb!tch!













I can do this .













If just 3 or 4 more would tell about their stories...then I will tell mine....not trying to seem special,but I do like to elevate .........







I like to stand tall.....








Goddammity!!














I know I can do this.











Now I am not trying to say anyone is all wet....

























Better put...I am not one to have a swell head....










Is it me?







It's only because I would feel better if a few girls were above my post.











Oh fer the love a mike already!!!








How hard can this be??








I'm going to cry....I really am.











OK..this is it.


It's simple.If a few board boo-bees...




If a few board buddies just stated their story...well I would feel more comfortable at that time in sharing mine.



My story.



With female board buddies........well it could be with any board buddy..as long as it's understood by stories I mean tails......tales.





I think I just came close..........








Fucl<age....can't do it.
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:51 PM
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LOL!
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:03 PM
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I give up Sighty-Poo...I am very frustrated.





Why don't you just make the first move?

You know....what I mean is just go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on.






This is not happening.






I'm not trying to imply you were ever on a date.


I didn't mean that...I'm sure you were.




On a date.....being on a date.

The date being the act of going somewhere with someone....going...like to dinner.






Oh gosh.






You know.....dinner...eating.....at a place you would............... like the place everyone goes...to eat....dinner.Oh I'm sure they all don't go to the same place,but the resturant thing idea.


Ya!...that's what I mean by date.





So just go ahead without me.





I mean since I can't do it.






The post I mean.







Now wait a minute...just go ahead and don't wait for me...go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on.










I don't know...this is impossible.

I'm not typing in here anymore.
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:06 PM
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What is that supposed to mean Wingnut?
your worst date was when your date sprung a leak and you didn't have a patch
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:07 PM
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why date?
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:10 PM
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why date?
yeah, I usually just stay home and wait for the knock on the door
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:11 PM
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This really wasn't a planned date, but ended up being like it. I had been talking to this receptionist at an office that was a client of mine. We got along great, real easy conversations, but she had a boyfriend. One day when I went in, she seemed sort of upset and I asked why. Come to find out she had broken up with her boyfriend, her doing and was going out that night with friends.

She asked me if I wanted to meet her out and I did. We ended up having a great time, talked almost all night and she probably had way too much to drink, which I understood. Not only because of the break up, but it does take a few drinks to be able to tolerate hanging out with me.

So as the night comes near a close I asked her if she wanted me to drive her home and she thought it would be okay. Her friends seemed to like me and they were fine with it too. As we got about halfway to her place, she rolled the window down, which seemed a bit odd because it was the middle of winter. Less than a minute later she sprayed my front seat with vomit.

I honestly didn't really care because I really liked her, so I didn't make a big deal out of it. I dropped her off, she gave me her number and I went and cleaned out my nasty car. I called her about 5 times after that and she blew me off everytime. I found out eventually she got back together with her boyfriend almost immediatley after our "date". Now when I see her it couldn't be more awkward, I feel like going out to her car and throwing up on it, but I don't. Phucking beotch.
I've done the date with the girl that just broke up with her boyfriend just to have them get back together later route as well. Never a fun time. At least she didn't blow chunks all over my car.
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:13 PM
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why date?
your boyfriend has 4 legs and floats on a raft in a pool?
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:15 PM
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your boyfriend has 4 legs and floats on a raft in a pool?
nah...like wingnut I just wait for them to knock on my door.
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:16 PM
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OK, just to make you happy Morty...

Worst date I've been on was with an Attorney that we did work with. Really good looking, smart and seemed a good catch.

So he emails me and asks if I'd like to go out that Friday. I say yes and we make plans for 6 pm to go to dinner. He calls 5 of 6...is running late.

Two hours later he shows up. We go to a really decent place for dinner and then he starts talking..."me, me, me, I, I, I...." he goes to the bathroom...more conversation "me, me, me, I, I, I" he goes to the bathroom again. I'm thinking the guy is doing lines or something in the bathroom...He comes back, tells me about his workout schedule, all the girls that like him, how smart he is, blah, blah, blah...goes to the bathroom again. WTF? Is all I can think...

So I'm bored silly...we go to a dance club and I'm even more bored. He drops me off and we never date again.

No throw up to clean up like Hossy, but a knife in the eye would have been more delightful than a dinner with that guy....
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:32 PM
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your worst date was when your date sprung a leak and you didn't have a patch

OOOOH that is sooooo funny.
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