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Old 08-14-2007, 01:41 PM
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And is it that you knows this because your place on the dark side of the moon gives you a view of that edge?
I have no direct means of observation of the edge. Morton is like Dark Matter.
He does not reflect any visible light or emit any electromagnetic energy so that he might be detected.
This is all inferred as mathematical interpretation of this and many other threads posted by Morton.

And I thank you.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:55 PM
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santa on a practice run

shown by the nose of red

oh they were out just for fun

but someone pushed the sled


santa turned to face the rear

to see what he could see

so he did and with no fear

he exclaimed DOWNTOWN DOLLAR BILLY!


what brings you here to us

my little running friend

billy said what's near to us

and I like running from the end


the reindeer laughed happily

santa petted the horse of heart

billy snorted daffily

enjoying his new start


it just wasn't going my way

said bill and promised to never part

i am happy to lose pat day

and have a brand new heart


and joyess times would multiply

little ones would count anew

for billy's shadow adds to the sky

as he helps bring toys to you
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:00 PM
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ha, that was great!
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:03 PM
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Overstepping boudaries should not be a worry.

Morton exists in a state at the very edge of what we know of as The Universe.


I am immersed in a sea of thudding ....you have become a new board budling
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And is it that you knows this because your place on the dark side of the moon gives you a view of that edge?
Excellent historical reference.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:05 PM
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ha, that was great!
I do not deserve your praise....but at the same time ask for more.








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Old 08-14-2007, 02:10 PM
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I too, award myself ten pies. and maybe a cookie.

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:42 PM
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Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.
And it always turns to sex.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:50 PM
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Brother.



I was only kidding.









I must admit to being unknown about Sumwunlovesme having such a personality.


There may be a Zodiac Cipher for her next outing.





I am so spent....nothing seems to please Steve.I am still trapped by these invisible bars even down to my last minute...I'm afraid.



JazilCat.

How does that sound?

If WoodenPhone was WoodenHanger and was a female.......could we soon have a DescreetHanger?

Isn't that funny?

DescreetHanger...in the stretch....how he made.. poor DrugS retch.





Time runs short....soon I will abort

But promises kept ....I will be swept

Back in again

In the now and then


To listen for any call for help

I willl respond after eating kelp

I am the big strong man and fight to the finish

Like Popeye the sailor man I eat my spinach





Sticks and stones can break my bones

But words will never hurt me




Don't you believe it!!
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:52 PM
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And it always turns to sex.
Yes.





It always does.

Didin't you know that?

Oh I didn't do it.

It's just the way it is.




Rightly or wrongly.
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ror!









thud
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:55 PM
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Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:59 PM
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This shouldn't be that hard, sir.


Just paint on here what you see.





That's it....no need to worry.
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:07 PM
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God.









Shirley..I mean surely you see something. Even if it's just a girl clowning wih a horsey.

Or you could describe through math...equations....whatever suits you best.
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:18 PM
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Gee.




I think Mr. Garden left.

I'll be darned.

Well maybe I will tell him what I see.







What I see is pretty much obvious. You can see a horsey and a human in playful bonding. The horsey has responded to the loving touch of the human by leaning lovingly towards the kind hand...as if to say "I like this....more!" And the human mirrors the same pose back to the horsey.Maybe unintentionally....maybe tilting in apprehension....or playful mocking.

Can you see the poetry displayed here? Tilt your head to the left with them....a little more.... a little more...



...oh now watch out!!...don't tip over!!


ror!



So you do see all that?



But for me....as I continue to observe this....the horsey disappears....the barn disappears.........and only one entity is left.











And now I'm not going to tell you what I see.






HA-HA!
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:38 PM
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More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.
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ror!






Doesn't ANYONE want to know?????
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:39 PM
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More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.




Oh.
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:43 PM
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Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??
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