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Old 08-27-2007, 09:32 AM
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Will Vaporizee's CajunBIGLIAH and The Gardener please turn in their memberships by noon today.


you big liah, you cant vaporize a mortys girl.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:34 AM
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you big liah, you cant vaporize a mortys girl.
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True...but Thebby can.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:35 AM
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And Hossy vaped The Gardener.





No new notches for me last night.


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Old 08-27-2007, 09:38 AM
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UnclyHO....I want to know who did what over there.

I want the names of the dids and the dones.





Did you do BlackThroatedWindHO?
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:43 AM
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Morty...















Oh boy.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:45 AM
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UnclyHO....I want to know who did what over there.

I want the names of the dids and the dones.





Did you do BlackThroatedWindHO?


it was one big Derby trail orgy. i think BTW was there. Cajun was not there. It was fun. I have pictures if you want to see.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:46 AM
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Morty...


Oh boy.
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SNARF!!!




!!OOOOOOOOOO!!
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:52 AM
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it was one big Derby trail orgy. i think BTW was there. Cajun was not there. It was fun. I have pictures if you want to see.


ah do!
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:55 AM
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Got any of SteviePooHO and MommyDearestHO?
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:21 AM
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Hard to be a HO when you're sleeping at the bar.
Some say that's the easiest way.







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Old 08-27-2007, 10:30 AM
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UnclyTrustHO...



...I award you ten blueberry pies for being one of the few great sporty's here.


Your fine work is to die for.







OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:42 AM
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Hossy,

Just so you know, I'm on my way over to your house.

Hope to make it before dinner time.

I'm going to fucl< you, fucl< every member of your family, and even fucl< all your pets.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:43 AM
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I would just like to state that for the record, that I did not fornicate with Sighty-Poo. I am still a virgin.
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Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







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Old 08-27-2007, 10:45 AM
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Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







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'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.
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Old 08-27-2007, 10:49 AM
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'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.

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HIGHLY AMUSING MA'AMSKI!






We must choose sumwun..I mean someone..to wash off that Roth avatar.

What do you think?.....perhaps VideoGaGaGirl?
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:12 AM
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Leave my dog out of this sir.



!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:25 AM
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My lastwords to you Garden.

Many here hated me right away.....some of those many now like me. Several liked me right away....and they still do.



I have to credit people like KingGlorious who excells at ignoring me....I mean that's the way it should work.


I hammered GKP without mercy.....and he....well ok ..so he doesn't like me anymore,but do you see him running around like a crazy person about it?


I can't tell you anymore than Hossy already has.



If you keep this madness up I will put you on ignore in sort of a mercy killing .

I don't?

Thebby lied to you then.
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:27 AM
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For the record, I didn't sleep with anyone in Saratoga. I also didn't ask anyone to come on here in my defense as I'm over it and really don't care anymore. I DID make the same mistake that Bethani made and I think that she knows what that is. As for what everyone else thinks... think what you want.

what the heck was that we were doing on the airport floor then??
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:36 AM
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what the heck was that we were doing on the airport floor then??
Well phuck... you got me there.

Ok, so I slept with ONE person in Saratoga.

Wait... wait....

YOU slept with me, but since I wasn't really sleeping, I technically didn't sleep with you. Yeah, that's it.

NO WAIT!

It wasn't Saratoga. It was Albany... big difference. HA!
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Old 08-27-2007, 12:02 PM
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I don't?

Thebby lied to you then.
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Thebby never lies.



sumwunelsesaidit.
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