What Mortimer Did For Me - Page 2

Sightseek · #21 08-29-2007, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn

Easier to read.

Sentences followed by other sentences drawn along seem to be difficult for me (so I might have wrongly assumed others) to read on my screen. 5 or 6 words, as opposed to 11 -15 words per line on a computer screen, appears much easier to get through. My little problem most likely. I went back to read some other posts about Cigar and found it hard to follow the lines that contained a large number of words. Started skipping some good stuff. The I put a blank line in between some of the pieces of a post and it seemed even easier to read. So I thought it might be easier on the eyes of others. Maybe I just need to change some settings on my own computer.

I certainly agree that the paragraph would do wonders for some of the longer posts, but whenever I read something that has been artificially shortened it makes me insert a period in my reading long before I should.

Of course I never enjoyed the Haiku because I too, enjoy the run on sentence.

Sightseek · #22 08-29-2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I explained it the other day. He was vaporized. It happens when you mess with a predator. It could have been worse. The last guy vaporized was never the same. He kept thinking about Discreet Cat all hours of the day. Real sick stuff. And he had an habit of doing nasty stuff in peoples shampoo bottles.

God also brought up a great point yesterday. For someone who hates the Morty show so much, Pee-Garden goes out of his way to get front row tickets.

I think you may be onto something with your hypothesis.

#23 08-29-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I explained it the other day. He was vaporized. It happens when you mess with a predator. It could have been worse. The last guy vaporized was never the same. He kept thinking about Discreet Cat all hours of the day. Real sick stuff. And he had an habit of doing nasty stuff in peoples shampoo bottles.

God also brought up a great point yesterday. For someone who hates the Morty show so much, Pee-Garden goes out of his way to get front row tickets.

Judge.
The prosecution wishes that
the above be added to the
record under the exhibits containing
the mentally challenged turned putrid.

All in good fun, meant absolutely no
harm by it.

#24 08-29-2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn

The Asian girls you posted for me
was absolutely classic.

But man you can get pis sed off me boy.

Arrrrrr!! It's because ye' took me gin, laddy. I hope ye' get scurvy!!

#25 08-29-2007, 10:02 PM

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things

Wise.
But this mentality gives insecure individuals
the security that they need to
feel like they function individually.

#26 08-29-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things

Wise.
But this mentality gives insecure individuals
the security that they need to
feel like they function individually.

So are you saying what's going on here is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

#27 08-29-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

So are you saying what's going on here is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

Yes. Sort of........
Hoos would believe me to be the good looking girl in the yellow.

OMG IS THAT BAD.

The original is bad enough...
but they squared the bad
in India.

I have completely lost respect
for that country. Lord that is
so bad... Gonna show this to
my daugher. She will have to
change her underwear after the
viewing Im quite sure.

CPR may be in order to quell
the laughter. My wife will have
that task.

#28 08-29-2007, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn

Yes. Sort of........
Hoos would believe me to be the good looking girl in the yellow.

OMG IS THAT BAD.

The original is bad enough...
but they squared the bad
in India.

I have completely lost respect
for that country. Lord that is
so bad... Gonna show this to
my daugher. She will have to
change her underwear after the
viewing Im quite sure.

CPR may be in order to quell
the laughter. My wife will have
that task.

Well if that doesn't kill them, this will..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

#29 08-29-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Well if that doesn't kill them, this will..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

OK.
Ya probably wont believe this.
I played that for my classes before
U-tube became "illegal".

And yes indeed we did dance.

Doot, Doot,
uhn
Doot, Doot,
uhn
Doot, Doot,
uhn

DA DA DA

damn fine dancing music.

getta downa, getta funkya - Lawrence Welk

Indian Charlie · #30 08-29-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn

i am also fully cognizant of nietzche's writings on group mentality and tend to stay away from such things

Wise.
But this mentality gives insecure individuals
the security that they need to
feel like they function individually.

or perhaps it gives those who dont like the group mentality a way to avoid the group mentality?

do you teach psych, or physics? they kinda have similiar spellings, so i want to make sure.

Indian Charlie · #31 08-29-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

So are you saying what's going on here is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

i'm not sure exactly what girly men have to do with this, but if you want the subtitled version of that brilliant video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRN...elated&search=

Mortimer · #32 08-29-2007, 11:21 PM

Hello.

My name is Alan Speegish....great American novelist...prose aand poetry writer...biographer..and antagonist of the antiChrist...Christopher Hitchens.

As you know..my good friend and yours has died.I knew hm well and have observed his fine work for many years.Who would have thought this great intellectual was born in poverty in an old log cabin inthe backwoods of Macon,Ga.

Abdandon at the young age of 4 months..Mortimer was raised by a pack of vicious wolves . This is where he received his predatorial training. This is wherehe learned how to paint with colored feldspar.This is where he was ripped off by the Allman Brothers Band.And this is where he met a strange creature by the name of PeeGarden;another human abandonded.

PeeGarden,however ,was raised by TreeMonsters.

Hewent on to become the incredbily insane whacko..Paul Schaeffer..who hasbeen making a literal fool of himself on David Letterman for years now.

But let me go back to the part where Motimer learned to write andplay fine music as taught to him by famed forest creature and bluesman....SmokeyBear.

Mortimer pened and played all the instruments as well as color feldspared a series of beautiful outdoor drawrings done in synchopation to the wonderful instrumental he called ..Thebbetica.

The filthy swine ABB very bad men stole it all from him and retitledthe fine work Jessica.

If I may...I would like to share this with you as a requiem mass sort of thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVVJ7CA1JJE

I am honored to have known him.

Don't forget to buy my fine new book....HO CHI MIN: A Sampler of Fast Working Chicago HO's

Alan Speegish

Indian Charlie · #33 08-29-2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Don't forget to buy my fine new book....HO CHI MIN: A Sampler of Fast Working Chicago HO's

Alan Speegish

Hello Alan!

That's one of my favorite books! Did you write the book by using first hand knowledge, or did you gather your information by interviewing the locals?

I think they should make this book mandatory reading for all teachers.

#34 08-29-2007, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

or perhaps it gives those who dont like the group mentality a way to avoid the group mentality?

do you teach psych, or physics? they kinda have similiar spellings, so i want to make sure.

F = ma stuff.

Definitely dont like group mauling of
what appear to be easy or convenient prey.
Uneasy feeling when the home team that
I happen to root for starts cheering when
the underepresented opposition has a player
go down etc...

Giant gatherings with the group all chanting
in unison is a powerful sort of addicting scary
at the same time kinda thing.

Nazi sort of momentum that builds,
and then add the God is on our side
to the mix... it gets more thana bit
frightening.

This in no way should be compared to
a silly board but it does, I admit, expose
my willingness to be manipulated to
take what may be deemed an unpopular
stance. Even if I dont really have an
an opinion either way to begin with.

Sightseek · #35 08-29-2007, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn

F = ma stuff.

Definitely dont like group mauling of
what appear to be easy or convenient prey.
Uneasy feeling when the home team that
I happen to root for starts cheering when
the underepresented opposition has a player
go down etc...

Giant gatherings with the group all chanting
in unison is a powerful sort of addicting scary
at the same time kinda thing.

Nazi sort of momentum that builds,
and then add the God is on our side
to the mix... it gets more thana bit
frightening.

This in no way should be compared to
a silly board but it does, I admit, expose
my willingness to be manipulated to
take what may be deemed an unpopular
stance. Even if I dont really have an
an opinion either way to begin with.

"That which does not kill you makes you stronger"

Wait...there lurks a predator!!