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Old 08-31-2007, 11:54 AM
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Default who is this morty guy anyway

a serious question, and I really didnt pay much attention to much because it seemed like a big ol joke time everytime
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Old 08-31-2007, 01:34 PM
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a serious question, and I really didnt pay much attention to much because it seemed like a big ol joke time everytime
you waited until the series was cancelled and then you want a synopsis?
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Old 08-31-2007, 02:28 PM
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He was a predator. He did not chew his prey. He merely killed it and moved on.
I'll always remember him as our own version of Zorro.
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Old 08-31-2007, 02:36 PM
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a serious question, and I really didnt pay much attention to much because it seemed like a big ol joke time everytime
He was also a poker pro.
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Old 08-31-2007, 05:41 PM
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a serious question, and I really didnt pay much attention to much because it seemed like a big ol joke time everytime
You two have a lot in common.
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Old 08-31-2007, 06:40 PM
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Did I miss something ? Was he booted ?
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Old 08-31-2007, 07:03 PM
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Did I miss something ? Was he booted ?
No.

He is bid farewell everyother day..
Then he disguises himself cleverly as Mr. Speeglish
or Dr. Rangehand.
The offspring brandish the farewell with
great admiration and he returns
with even more nipples than before.

So I can only figure the adoration causes him to
lactate and then the offpspring get nourishment
with pies containing the sweet milk
produced deep in what figures to be a record
number of mammary glands.

Its a unique selfsustaining foodweb.
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Old 08-31-2007, 09:31 PM
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He was unique.
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Old 09-01-2007, 12:03 PM
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He was unique.
Wrong tense.
He shall return with more teats.
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Old 09-01-2007, 12:54 PM
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Just as long as he keeps up his worthy contributions to this great game we love
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:10 PM
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The real vitrol has subsided.

Im done with the hounding.
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:55 PM
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I'll always remember him as our own version of Zorro.
Zorro was a GOOD guy!
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Old 09-01-2007, 04:26 PM
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Zorro was a GOOD guy!
predators are also part of the plan.

they cull the weak.

you want no bloodshed.

i wonder why some animals lie on their back and expose their necks.

i don't think good and bad has anything to do with it. it's just the way things are.
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:58 PM
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predators are also part of the plan.

they cull the weak.

you want no bloodshed.

i wonder why some animals lie on their back and expose their necks.

i don't think good and bad has anything to do with it. it's just the way things are.
Yes this is the way it works with animals.

Good, bad, cruel and empathetic all have meanings to one specific animal. By all indications no other animals have shown us real understanding of these things. Most of nature keeps simple rules. Naked apes have complicated simple behavioral rules quite a bit.

I wonder why some animals that understand the rules find it necessary to inflict wounds on animals that lie on their back and expose their necks? I personaly dont like slapping 2 year old children upside the head because I deem them dull. So one has to wonder about those that do.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:48 PM
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The real vitrol has subsided.

Im done with the hounding.

And yet you keep returning.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:54 PM
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And yet you keep returning.
As I STATED before. Im done with hounding.
I was criticized for hounding Mortimer.

I shall return.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:55 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNfNevVeebc
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:05 PM
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touche;

pgardn... Captain America

I shall continue my quest of ridding the board of evil.
I stand undeterred.
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:27 PM
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Let's get this straight douche. You weren't hounding anyone. You were being a jackass and still are.
You cant get your pencil straight.
How could you get anything else straight?
You are little boy who enjoys piling on.

Alone, you are a pure wimp with the brain of a squash.

All in jest.
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:33 PM
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As I STATED before. Im done with hounding.
I was criticized for hounding Mortimer.

I shall return.

I'm sure you shall. Your fascination with Morty is quite amusing.
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