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Old 09-06-2007, 11:20 PM
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Default Say...who is this guy ArgonJim anyways?

Anyone?
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:24 PM
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Morton is...

A pound of Trumpeter beans.
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:25 PM
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Morton is...

a B-47 Oltorf
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:25 PM
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Morton is...

Warthog afterbirth.
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:27 PM
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Morton is...

a defective feminine napkin.
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:30 PM
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Morton is...

a defective feminine napkin.
Man, you're pullin out all the stops, er,yeah, the stops, he he!
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:34 PM
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rule-eng un ze flour!!!

leff-eng may ess oaf!!!
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:35 PM
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Roll call...

Peegardn- check
Dimmy- check

waiting on a few others.
Never had a problem with you,Hoss! Morty is an ass,though!
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:36 PM
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Oh Morty's a real dummy all right!
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:39 PM
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Geuay Saints!!
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:44 PM
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Can'tCountTo2 made a thread today, Stevie.
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:45 PM
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Roll call...

Peegardn- check
Dimmy- check

waiting on a few others.
Hoos has come to Little Joe's defense.
The Ponderosa is saved...
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:51 PM
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Hoss: a dead predator is just road waste!
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:52 PM
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Oh Morty's a real dummy all right!
Try not to insult the dead, frowned upon here.
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:55 PM
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Take your pocket protector out of your ass. You might lighten up a bit. Maybe....
Ouch!
You're good.

Is that what the boys back at the Ponderosa say?
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:57 PM
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Try not to insult the dead, frowned upon here.
He is not dead, nor has he passed on!
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:01 AM
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I defy you to be funny. Just once. Seriously. That picture of you arm wrestling that girl was kind of funny. But for all of the wrong reasons. That's my challenge to you. Be funny.
You would not know funny if it was a parasitic catfish that lodged itself in your rectum.
I'm sorry but you call Tim, Dim?

Hoos you are just so sloooowwwwwww.
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:13 AM
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You've got a T.G.I Friday's hot wing lodged in ur butt hurrrrrr
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:14 AM
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This is clearly not funny. You are getting boring.
Of course its not funny.
It should hurt like hell.
But then again your proctologist might be your best friend.

Right cross to the small cranium, no standing eight count necessary.
Its over.
Kinda like you said before Einstein.
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:16 AM
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I'm glad someone besides me is obsessed with Hossy's ass.
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