So anyways - Page 2

Mortimer · #21 09-30-2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.

..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.

Rileyoriley · #22 09-30-2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.

I AM impressed. Sixteen years in the Catholic church and I never learned it.

OH MY GOD!!!!! ARE YOU A PRIEST????????????????

THUD!

Mortimer · #23 09-30-2007, 08:52 PM

SNARF!

Highly amusing ma'am!

It's so drilled in my head..that and the Lord's Prayer and the Act of Contrition...and the ..uh....forgot,but it starts....I believe in God the Father..Creator of Heaven and Earth...

Believe me..I got so many of these as penance I will never forget them.

I should have lied in the booth.

Rileyoriley · #24 09-30-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

SNARF!

Highly amusing ma'am!

It's so drilled in my head..that and the Lord's Prayer and the Act of Contrition...and the ..uh....forgot,but it starts....I believe in God the Father..Creator of Heaven and Earth...

Believe me..I got so many of these as penance I will never forget them.

I should have lied in the booth.

My best friend and I used to sit in the pew before we went in and make up what we would say. We were good kids so we didn't have anything to confess. One week I'd say I had fought with my brother and the next she'd take that one and I'd say I fought with my sister. I didn't have to attend Catholic school though. Lucked out there. You?

Mortimer · #25 09-30-2007, 09:08 PM

Me,too....just cathecism.

This is so true:

I told a priest that I ate meat on Friday.

He almost herniated right there in the booth..."WHAT!?...there's a store on every corner...no excuse."

I wanted to tell him..."HEY!....I'm like 7 friggin years old...I ain't got no money...it's my Mom's fault so go yell at her...FOOL!"

But I didn't.

Rileyoriley · #26 09-30-2007, 09:14 PM

My friend would get so scared she'd cry before going in. I never took it seriously because it didn't make any sense to me. I thought God knew everything you did so why did I need a middleman.

Mortimer · #27 09-30-2007, 09:16 PM

The Catholics had a lot of mind numbing ideas.

That's why I quit.

Hey....great chatting Riley....I have to go now.

I'm a busy bee!

my miss storm cat · #28 09-30-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

My best friend and I used to sit in the pew before we went in and make up what we would say. We were good kids so we didn't have anything to confess. One week I'd say I had fought with my brother and the next she'd take that one and I'd say I fought with my sister. I didn't have to attend Catholic school though. Lucked out there. You?

Okay that sounds really familiar!

My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister.

Mortimer · #29 10-01-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

after all the hateful things you said in your I hate thebby thread....I will have to be wooed...

phooey

jeez

thud.

Woo.

Mortimer · #30 10-01-2007, 09:16 AM

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Okay that sounds really familiar!

My Mom would have to tell me to lie and say i fought with my sister.

Your Mom is in big trouble.

Sightseek · #31 10-01-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.

Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.

Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

paisjpq · #32 10-01-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek

Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder

Mortimer · #33 10-01-2007, 05:51 PM

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Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

Well...you know ,Sighty-poo,I do have a very sweet and sensitive side.I don't often show it here as I have a reputation to uphold.

Many things I say are for effect or to try and get a reaction out of people.

I piss off people routinely.

But back to the main,important issue.

I forgot what it was.

Talk to you latah.

Mortimer · #34 10-01-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder

But...didn't you say I woud have to woo you back into the courtyard?

Now what do you want!?

paisjpq · #35 10-01-2007, 06:02 PM

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But...didn't you say I woud have to woo you back into the courtyard?

Now what do you want!?

Wooing is a horse....or was anyway.

Mortimer · #36 10-01-2007, 06:07 PM

I give up already.

I was only kidding about ice bucket.

Mortimer · #37 10-01-2007, 06:20 PM

HEY!!

HOW ABOUT A FRIGGIN VACAY PARTY FOR SOMEONE!!

Who is soon to go on vacay?

Announce it and where you're going ....and we will make you feel so stupid you won't go.

paisjpq · #38 10-01-2007, 06:22 PM

I'm going to keeneland!

Mortimer · #39 10-01-2007, 06:32 PM

GOD IS THAT STUPID!!!

PLEASE!!...NO PHOTOGRAPHS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a sissy.

paisjpq · #40 10-01-2007, 06:35 PM