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Old 10-05-2007, 10:25 PM
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Default Mortimer commits sucide

( I,of course, meant suicide.)





HEY!!






Ah wonder where Thebby is??











YAY!!!










10......Likes to go out ...in the night....when it's dark.....goosing statues in the park.

9.......Drawring panty lines on Hossy.She's a great bum lookah,too.

8.......Took her hair and let it dangle out window.Arrested for solicitng.

7........Screamed the above was ridiculous.....took pants off and wiggled at officer to give him some REAL evidence.

6........Walking proud...with a wiggling hip and legs that dip........of course it was at night and she was immdiately arrested......again.

5........Left house with micro skirt on and sheer blouse...went directlly to police station to turn self in.

4........Went moose hunting for vacay......arrested for soliciting...again!

3........Real name is Nookie Green.You've heard it..I've heard it...and the American people have heard it so I ain't sayin' nothin'.

2.........Today is 7th anniversary of her "turning out" day.Celebrated with Late Fires.....LF is undercover agent...arrested her for soliciting....AGAIN!!






And the number one Ah wonder where Thebby is answer:











1......She's here with me......at night....in the dark.





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Old 10-05-2007, 10:33 PM
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phooey.

you are a very bad man.
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:34 PM
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ror!


I cleaned that up!!!




Ah did!
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:37 PM
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:39 PM
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Old 10-05-2007, 10:56 PM
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I missed the un-cleaned up version. Phooey...

He's selling it on ebay Hossy.
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