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Old 10-25-2007, 10:49 AM
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"Can someone tell me why you would bet your gut????"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:50 AM
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"There was a guy in the restroom eating his own feces. Kept muttering..I'm Freddy!! Give me mo'!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:51 AM
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"Why does everyone scream at me when I explain what I want to do at the window? Horsey betters are very bad people."
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:51 AM
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"I still don't kno what all those numbers mean on the scoreboard......I guess it's called a tote board.I like tote in the morning with my tea."
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"Why do they call it a tote board? Is it named after 2MinutesToTote? Who is he?"
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'I heard someone at the track say that he lost his azz..............??????????"
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"A guy told me when a horsie has front wraps he is an automatic winner. Is this true?"
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"What are front wraps? Are they on the front?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:57 AM
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"Hold on...are pigs racing because that's what alot of people are yelling at the monitors."
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"Why doesn't everybody hurry when that man says...yoooooooo better hurry!!....they seem to go slower!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:59 AM
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"When a jockey falls off a horsey and go boom...the horsey keeps running. Why doesn't the jockey?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:02 AM
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" Why does a boy jockey have a crop??????...are they really boys??""
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:03 AM
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"I never heard a bush called a crop before. Does this mean it's more than one bush?"
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