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Old 10-25-2007, 12:43 PM
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" I think feed bags area great idea for humans.I would put the dwarf in mine."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:43 PM
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"How do you spell INTEGRITY? A-S-S-M-U-S-S-E-N"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:44 PM
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" I can't believe someone just asked another stupid question. Where do they think they are....The Padlock??"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:45 PM
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"Will the sky fall at Mammouth? The horses could die on that stuff!"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:46 PM
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"I hate when people run along the rail screaming......git up wid dat 5!!...git up wid dat 5!!!! I trip them."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:47 PM
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I heard an announcer one say that one horse collard the leader. Now did the actually through collard greens at the horse or did they collar the leader in which case I cannot ver remember seeing a horse with a collar.
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"No I don't have any cigs!! Leave me alone!!! Ok...you can hold a ten. Just pay me back Sunday."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:48 PM
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"Wait a minute...is the CB being run at Mamouth or Saratoga? There's so many questions I forget. When is it again?"
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" I also hate the 5...by the way."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:49 PM
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if they race at night, do the horses have a headlight?
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" Just got back from Mamouth...yup."
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" Is the speed of light ineffective at night....in the dark?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:50 PM
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do the juvenile races have kids for jockeys?
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"I went to Mammouth and all I got was pneumonia and my leg pissed on."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:51 PM
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my free chair broke when i sat on it, should i call a lawyer?
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" Why is there night racing? Aren't they getting longer about now?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:52 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:52 PM
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my pencil hasn't got an eraser. do you have a pencil with an eraser? what about a sharpener, i don't like when the tip of my pencil isn't sharp any more.
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"Hey that wasn't a clubhouse! I want my money back!"
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