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Old 10-25-2007, 12:52 PM
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" Does AE mean alternate ego? Do horseys have imaginary friends????"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:53 PM
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'I still don't understand staple chasing."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:53 PM
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hey, i bet that horse who was supposed to run on the main track only, and he didn't run at all! that's false advertising.
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:54 PM
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hey, when are they racing for the steaks? i've been jogging for weeks to get in shape.
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:54 PM
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What is the advantage of forcing a horse to blink?
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:55 PM
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" What are graded stakes? Why is the FDA getting involved with horse racing? Is MacDonalds trying to get a jump start on competiters?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:56 PM
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" sumwun better stop copying off my fine work."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:56 PM
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"What does Lael mean? Is that French for LOL?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:57 PM
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" Isn't Curlin a Budweiser horse?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:57 PM
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"It's nice that they have races for retarded horses. Kudos for the Handicap."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:58 PM
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" Steve..........................oh forget it."
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:59 PM
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"Great show today, Steve!! Got any schwag I can hold?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:00 PM
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" How many book it locks have been selected in the Padlock today?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:01 PM
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" Andy...are you going to.................ror!!..oh I'm kidding."
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:01 PM
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" I don't have my book it lock picked yet for the SeaBees Classic. Anyone done?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:02 PM
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" Maybe Invasor...he won last year.....when was last year?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:03 PM
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" Who is Invasor anyways???"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:04 PM
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" I can understand why they don't have horseradish at race tracks."
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:05 PM
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"Do they have hot dogs at dog tracks?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:05 PM
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"I'm going to Mammouth today. I'm going to take pics of me on the bike."
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