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Old 10-25-2007, 01:21 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:22 PM
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" I'm high on Street Scents tomorrow AND Saturday...he's that good."
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:23 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:24 PM
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" I may play AGS ATB in the NBC at the OTB or FTDS."
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:26 PM
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" A hawker told me I couldn't tell a horse without a program. What the fucl< am I going to tell a horse!!!?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:27 PM
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" GROOOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Oh my God!...What am I saying!!??"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:34 PM
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" Wouldn't it be great if there was A Horse Called Man?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:34 PM
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"Do horses play horse?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:36 PM
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" I mean ...how would you like it if you walked into a bar and the bartender always asked ...Hey...why the long face?


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Old 10-25-2007, 01:37 PM
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" Oh......direct questioning period is over. My throat's gettng horse anyways.""
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:41 PM
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" HUMAN SHOES....anyone??"
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:46 PM
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i hear people say 'try fectas, try fectas'...should i try them?
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:48 PM
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"WELL..WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL THEM TRY FECTAS???"




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Old 10-25-2007, 01:59 PM
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wtf is a fecta anyway? and what makes them so super?!
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:05 PM
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" A fecta is only super when done with a POV attitude."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:09 PM
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"Maybe we could meet across the river...I'll have my feed bag on."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:10 PM
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"I'll be standing next to the man in the gray suit.......with no brown shoes."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:11 PM
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"WELL!?.... r u coming or aren't you?"
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:13 PM
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" Stomp your foot once for yes...and twice for no."
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:16 PM
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Quote:
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"WELL!?.... r u coming or aren't you?"
maybe later.
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