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Old 10-26-2007, 10:44 AM
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"Welcome CurlinFan1, DT's first black poster"
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"I'm late....I need to get to Churchill fast for the NJ Derby.....how can I get a speeding ticket?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:45 AM
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"I'll be panhandling at Crackside Live off Poplar Level tomorrow. Wanna meet up?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:46 AM
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" ANyone know how to post picks or have a weather forecast? I HATE betting when it rains. Maybe I will bet anyway......I'm hitting myself in the head with a hammer right now....boy do I hate that."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:47 AM
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"I needed the seben in the finally. Now I gota eat Meowmix all weak."
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" I do not know how to handle pans...only backsides."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:48 AM
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"Where is the Quarterhorse Classic today? Where is Penny Lane?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:48 AM
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"Where can I find Les Onaka's BC picks?"
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" Here's a Grooves question.....Can you bet on youbet????"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:50 AM
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" Why isn't Andy Beyer here to help us? Is he Baffert?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:51 AM
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"Good racing luck!!!....Good grief."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:51 AM
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"Calder? Damn near killed her. PPs Punnies of the weak."
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"sumwun punishes you."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:51 AM
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"Mr. Crist will you please cut back on the tofu, for cristsakes!!"
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" I Just Got Back From Marmouth!!!!!"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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"Calling Mr. Baffert....calling Mr. Baffert......Mr.Lucas wants to know who you are."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:53 AM
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"freddymo's guide to the handicap"
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"Whatever happened to Xsenser?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:54 AM
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"I just lost an idea and boy does it smell bad!"
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" Why do they call it 6 furlongs? Why not just say a half mile???"
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