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Old 10-26-2007, 10:55 AM
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" Whya mile and 70? Why not just call it 6 furlongs?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:56 AM
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" What are furlongs?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:56 AM
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" Dave Mayson is learning his lines. Late Fires is doing his."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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" Why are there so many tv's at the racetrack? How come when I go to a tv store I don't see any racetracks???"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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" I have to go now....the hardware store had no red bush yesterday. Maybe I can find one in front of the backside."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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"Why would I want to pay extra for box seating? I'll sit in a chair, thank you."
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:12 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:15 AM
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" I didn't find any red bush but did find a nice crop."
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:17 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:18 AM
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" Who is up on the Distaff?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:20 AM
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" I'll bet they are mimicing us in The Padlock....the snots."
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:20 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:23 AM
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" I got another 1 on Horsey scratch off!!!!"
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:25 AM
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"Pillow got darted."
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:27 AM
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:29 AM
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" Did sumwun say Pillow got darted from The Padlock!!??"
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:32 AM
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"NoChanceToDance is a longwinded **** who sucks at handicapping"
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:35 AM
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How come the Dirt Mile is amile and 70 yards? Is this the new math????
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:37 AM
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"I found my red bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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