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Old 10-28-2007, 05:36 PM
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Maybe looking for an off track. I hear she's a mudder. I'd take her over Oprah anyday.
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:57 PM
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Anyone got any weather reports for next May at Hawthorne???
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:07 PM
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Anyone got any weather reports for next May at Hawthorne???

Snow
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:14 PM
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Good.
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:17 PM
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Unless it rains.
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:18 PM
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I absolutely hate to bet in the rain.



I may do it anyways though.
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:23 PM
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Wear a raincoat.
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:54 PM
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Good idea.
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:56 PM
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"I'm glad America won the BC!!"
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:19 PM
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"We won the British Cup!!?"
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Old 10-28-2007, 09:14 PM
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Both wrong..we won the Jock Strap - i.e. "Breeders Cup"
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:41 PM
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..uh.......................may I say.......



















....perhaps this really has reached an end.
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:44 PM
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"I was relieved when I found out that hind quarters aren't quarters that come out of a butthole."
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:01 PM
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I always thought they were the quarters that made the last dollar billthat particular day.
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Old 10-29-2007, 06:42 PM
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Hey anyone got the Bars fer that Smooky Stoover guy?
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Old 10-30-2007, 11:04 AM
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Wah didn't they postpoon this thing 'cause a all that rain? They wouldn't a run the Farcracker 500 in that mess.
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Old 10-30-2007, 11:07 AM
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We got any NASCAR fans here?




Ya'all know NASDAQ is fer stock cars?
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Old 10-30-2007, 11:10 AM
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Wars mah Bars!!!?
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Old 10-30-2007, 11:17 AM
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Ah thought ah could git me some new tars fer mah car on that thar Sprinty thing.

Anyone knewed wah Smooky Stoovers ranned sa bad???




But ah'll tell ya this...ah knowed Carlin' would be doin' real good!

Ah don't know wah ah bet on StreetSense.
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:38 PM
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Hey it's Mr. Krazy here. My wifes and I gave birth to a baby boy. We named him Byk Ster Krazy.
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