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Old 11-06-2007, 09:41 AM
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But the question that is utmost in many minds is .....

does Thebby really like ya????

or
is she just playin ya like a well kept vintage violin??






DAVE GRAYSON!!!






My fine friend!








It seems I am merely a crunched pork rine to her anymore.


If that .

Maybe a bad wood carving thrown into the "to be burned" pile.










And what have you.
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:45 AM
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Morty my friend ....take a break... get revitalized....come on down to Florida...I'll buy the coffee and we can catch a few horsies exercising at Payson....bring your harem with ya...down here they can be seen and heard...
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:52 AM
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Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:00 AM
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OH GOD!! Please don't bring Morty to Florida!!!
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:33 AM
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Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime


!!!!!!!!






rule-eng un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!












But I must correct you....I have no harem.

I don't even have a photo of a harem.

But I do have photos of a fine bow-wow pound group mug.







Don't tell anyone....but GenuineCrazyLady does it doggie style.







BARK!!!




WUFF!!!!
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:35 AM
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OH GOD!! Please don't bring Morty to Florida!!!






And when I come I'm going to wire hanger your house.
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:37 AM
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Can you hear the guilt?

Can you hear the shrieking over the haunting reminder they all see??













OUT DAMNED SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:42 AM
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Quote:
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Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime





I should have taken up CajunHO on those swimming lessons.

They were going to be free.
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:04 AM
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!!!!!!!!






Don't tell anyone....but GenuineCrazyLady does it doggie style.







This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:17 AM
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When ya can't get to the snowy woods....




for the therapeutic benefits that abounds within




try the following....for it may help to sooth the soul





http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html



In a past life.....courtesy of MDF
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:24 AM
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This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....






The bark and wuff were a direct hint.
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:25 AM
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http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html










thud
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Old 11-06-2007, 12:51 PM
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I have been instructed to post "I am acting like a fucl<ing child."



So I have.

But I thought I was a fucl<ing as shole.

I wish people would make up their minds.






Fucl<ing child.

Fucl<ing as shole.

Maybe I'm two.....two fucl<ing things in one.






I now leave Thebby's body.

She eats too much chocolate.

And the brat allows no touching.









So it now pleases me to enter Dannies.









What a mess.









She wears bandy aids.

Oh well....there must be something here.

Phooey.......there isn't.
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Old 11-06-2007, 01:07 PM
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It would appear I am now officially a fucl<ing as shole whether deserving of the title or not.





So I give up.

Please addrress me as " fucl<ing as shole."

I don't want to disappoint people.
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Old 11-06-2007, 02:53 PM
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Fucl<ing As shole here.





At your service.

If you want something screwed up....why I guess I'm the guy.

And don't forget to give me the stone cold shoulder should I not be around day in and day out to amuse you.







Oh...and by all means snob me if I tell you you have a nice forehead in a video you refer me to of you showing your forehead........and letting me know there are forehead shots.











I don't know....the world gets stranger to me every day.


Maybe it's me.


After all......everyone needs a pesonal whipping boy.









I just wish that they all didn't have to pick the same one.










7,000 posts is more than enough....don't ya think?


It's a good goal to have.


That will do it for me as my fine work will then be done everywhere.









Yours,
Fucl<ing As shole
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Old 11-06-2007, 04:12 PM
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I'm turning in my 70 post notice.



Let me know when the exit interview is scheduled.
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:00 PM
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exit interview

*playing radiohead's exit music for a film*

So Mortimer,

What do you feel is your greatest achievement as #1 Predator?


Who will you pass on you Predatorial skills to?

*ahem* me please.

What do you think of Uncly Trust?

*ahem* nice things only

Who will be vaporized when you are gone?
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:04 PM
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Good.




I'm going home to study for it.
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:05 PM
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Good.




I'm going home to study for it.

me too! Have a nice night.
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:07 PM
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me too! Have a nice night.
Good deal.




Too kind...you,too.







Don't forget to addrress me as Fucl<ing As shole in the future...which won't be long.
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