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Old 01-16-2008, 02:49 PM
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They only hint that you've been there eating. I'm surprised you upgraded to Kibbles n' Bits... I guess Ol' Roy wasn't doing you any favors, eh?
This?......from the only person I know who flosses with her bra?
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Old 01-16-2008, 02:58 PM
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Looks like our street urchin has a home- my friends found a man who owns an auto-body shop who wants a pit bull (he'd fostered one years ago) as a companion/guard dog. I'm presuming, by "guard dog" he means barker, as, thanks to my research, I found out pit bulls true to the breed are likely to bark furiously at an intruder, then eventually lick his hand and show him to the stereo. The owner interviewed well, invited my friends to where he lives/works, and introduced them to his brother and his brother's Labrador (with whom the pit bull got along great, so it looks like he'll have a buddy, too). Best of all, he said my friends can come out and visit whenever they want.

The dog's new owner will call in a week if he doesn't want him after all, and my friends will take him back in that case. And they asked him for right of first refusal if he ever has to give away the dog.

Hooray for one more off the streets (and now neutered and with his shots)!
Glad to hear that he found a home, Nicole... it was a really good thing that you did by picking him up off of the street.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:00 PM
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You betcha Nichole!!




Remind me one day to tell you about the thorn I removed from a bengal tigers foot.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:03 PM
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Remind me one day to tell you about the thorn I removed from a bengal tigers foot.
That was a buckeye nut. And it wasn't hurting him at all.

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That was a buckeye nut. And it wasn't hurting him at all.

Well p-u-s-s-i-e-s do like nuts.







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Old 01-16-2008, 03:07 PM
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Gee..does an Ohio nut have your tongue?
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:09 PM
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Well p-u-s-s-i-e-s do like nuts.







Even ones they can't feel?
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:11 PM
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Even ones they can't feel?

With two in the bush ......ya can't feel one in the hand.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:12 PM
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With two in the bush ......ya can't feel one in the hand.
!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:13 PM
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With two in the bush ......ya can't feel one in the hand.


Switching to Kibbles n' Bits was a good move for you!
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:15 PM
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Switching to Kibbles n' Bits was a good move for you!


As you know...every dog has its day.

This just happened to be yours.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:16 PM
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Ya know...ya gotta LOTTA wolf in ya.







Good day.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:28 PM
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Yon Dillinger is in HUGE trouble now.










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Old 01-16-2008, 04:41 PM
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Update-

Looks like our street urchin has a home- my friends found a man who owns an auto-body shop who wants a pit bull (he'd fostered one years ago) as a companion/guard dog. I'm presuming, by "guard dog" he means barker, as, thanks to my research, I found out pit bulls true to the breed are likely to bark furiously at an intruder, then eventually lick his hand and show him to the stereo. The owner interviewed well, invited my friends to where he lives/works, and introduced them to his brother and his brother's Labrador (with whom the pit bull got along great, so it looks like he'll have a buddy, too). Best of all, he said my friends can come out and visit whenever they want.

The dog's new owner will call in a week if he doesn't want him after all, and my friends will take him back in that case. And they asked him for right of first refusal if he ever has to give away the dog.

Hooray for one more off the streets (and now neutered and with his shots)!
good for the pup! and thank you for helping him.
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:19 PM
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Update-

Looks like our street urchin has a home- my friends found a man who owns an auto-body shop who wants a pit bull (he'd fostered one years ago) as a companion/guard dog. I'm presuming, by "guard dog" he means barker, as, thanks to my research, I found out pit bulls true to the breed are likely to bark furiously at an intruder, then eventually lick his hand and show him to the stereo. The owner interviewed well, invited my friends to where he lives/works, and introduced them to his brother and his brother's Labrador (with whom the pit bull got along great, so it looks like he'll have a buddy, too). Best of all, he said my friends can come out and visit whenever they want.

The dog's new owner will call in a week if he doesn't want him after all, and my friends will take him back in that case. And they asked him for right of first refusal if he ever has to give away the dog.

Hooray for one more off the streets (and now neutered and with his shots)!
but doesn't neutered mean no more shots?
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:10 PM
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but doesn't neutered mean no more shots?
Well neaux...it means....








..oh never mind.
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:38 PM
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but doesn't neutered mean no more shots?

No, just means "safe sex".
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Old 01-17-2008, 10:45 AM
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but doesn't neutered mean no more shots?


He's not the only one losing them- there are several stray cats around the actor housing and one of the other actors has made it his job to find homes for the more tractable ones, including a bit tomcat who he is trying to catch and take to be neutered. Not surprisingly, since he made this decision, we've seen neither hide nor hair of the tomcat (who formerly came by every night). I think "Big Balls" as we dubbed him, is aware if he shows up he's going to end up being renamed "S'noball."
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Old 01-17-2008, 12:05 PM
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I just can't get enough of ths thread.














Yes I can.








BLECH!
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