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Old 01-26-2008, 04:45 PM
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Default Life getting you down? Take a look for help.

You nincompoop.














Oh I'm kidding.....it's the theme here.


I am leaving. Go ahead and make fun of me.....like that's new....but I am. I did want to leave what I would call a Thread of Hope.Because ,remember.....if you're still here...it's not over.

So let's keep it that way...aye?




First I'd like you to keep in mind 90% of what you hear in life is bullsh.it...OK?


But here it's 100%.


So I'm going to show you something I have posted before,but don't think many of you grasped very well. I made it just for you.

I want you to think of life in this manner....it will help you.I also want you to play this back to yourself when you enter here...everytime. It will defintely help you.



First ..the Cast of Characters:


Mommy pushing baby cart....................Mommy Dearest

Baby in cart......................................Myself ( You were great in this ,Mom)

Trolls............................................ ...Andy and The Pandas

1st HO.............................................The bby

2 Gestapo.........................................St evie-Poo and Peanut Shell


2 HO's on bed....................................Deb-O-Deb and Sighty-Poo

Crazy extra's scattered about...............TommyNoPants..I mean Chance,genuineCrazyLady,Cajunatah,Suffy-Poo and GPK.

Woman shaking her boo-bees..................Dannie the MILT

The Joker...........................................Tr ollowPants

HO in chair.........................................Hoss yHO

Fools on wagon ride.............................Pace Advantage posters

Queen............................................. ..Uncly Trust

Little tyke..........................................Aunt yCooby

Pop up troll.........................................Andy the Lead Panda

HO's flanking me at the table................The Care-la and NabbyDabby.




And now the movie ....folks!!!








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yla9-VdrktA


( something is goofy..I can't correct the mistakes.....






..STEEEEEVE.)
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Old 01-26-2008, 04:53 PM
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I will add a few more points of light before exiting ...tonight.



When it's dark.
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Old 01-26-2008, 05:23 PM
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You may not believe...but start.






Even if it's a tree.....or any pagan whathaveyou.




Because if you knocketh....




...well don't blame me if you get..."I ain't home. Leave a message."








Kidding....remember?







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVd72kOJwGg
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Old 01-26-2008, 06:44 PM
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I am honored.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:08 PM
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You have outdone yourself sir.

!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



I am honored.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:09 PM
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I am honored.

Well what are the chances of this??



I am,too.



It's a sign.








Come...




...walk with me...talk with me.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:11 PM
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Our 3rd Point of Light:






( Notice HossyHO on the far right)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jP4HY1GiY
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:19 PM
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Are you still standing?





You know it!!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmLMQqJA4g
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:24 PM
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Are you still standing?





You know it!!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmLMQqJA4g

I've been standing all day. May I sit down now please?


























































I do like that song!
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:26 PM
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And let's not forget our good friends inspiration....uh...what'shisname............







..........DiSpencer!!


Yes.




I think we can all draw from this baby:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgq1g-2cQ54
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:29 PM
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I've never been to Rio.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:30 PM
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Our 3rd Point of Light:






( Notice HossyHO on the far right)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0jP4HY1GiY
Love this song... haven't heard it in a while.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:32 PM
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I've never been to Rio.

Gosh.



I can always count on you for that needed pregnant pause.









Smile at me,baby.


I'll go to Rio and send for you......I'll get you there on Richrad Burton's own personal locust.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:33 PM
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Love this song... haven't heard it in a while.

You're getting there.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:34 PM
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Gosh.



I can always count on you for that needed pregnant pause.









Smile at me,baby.


I'll go to Rio and send for you......I'll get you there on Richrad Burton's own personal locust.

Exorcist 2 or 3.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:40 PM
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Exorcist 2 or 3.
That colossal failure....II.






Fine work...by the way.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:41 PM
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How in the world could he say "I flew there on the wings of a locust."...with a straight face????
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:42 PM
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That colossal failure....II.






Fine work...by the way.

Thank you.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:43 PM
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How in the world could he say "I flew there on the wings of a locust."...with a straight face????

Wasn't he drinking heavily at the time?
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Old 01-26-2008, 08:00 PM
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Thank you.

Oh forget it.
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