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Old 02-06-2008, 03:52 PM
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Mort....send her a song....that always works doesn't it....mayhaps Lou Reed's "Take A Walk On The Wild Side"


goo-foo!!


You people are so immature.












Don't you think Sweet Jane would be bettah?
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:52 PM
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send the damn song Mort
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:53 PM
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A leg shot....... Hmmm...

I have really long legs...

But, sorry...I don't have a leg shot...

Now, at my computer at my house in Roxboro, I do have some good pictures of me in a bathing suit top with shorts on, but no one is supposed to see those except for the people that I know in real life, and I am not putting them up on the internet...
Well...those would be acceptable.



But can't you take some high hems tonight and then send those as well?


Would my sending you pretty music aid in your decision?
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:54 PM
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send the damn song Mort
STOP IT!!




I do not work well under pressure ...sir!
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:55 PM
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goo-foo!!


You people are so immature.












Don't you think Sweet Jane would be bettah?
Not as good but Candy Says was about a transvestite.....
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:56 PM
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Well...those would be acceptable.



But can't you take some high hems tonight and then send those as well?


Would my sending you pretty music aid in your decision?
No...even if I would take pictures like that (which won't happen), I couldn't anyway because I don't have a camera in my dorm...

Besides, you have a good imagination...I am sure of this....
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I'm beginning to think you're not very attractive nor have pretty legs,Rosie.
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and under what conditions do you work welll
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:57 PM
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No...even if I would take pictures like that (which won't happen), I couldn't anyway because I don't have a camera in my dorm...

Besides, you have a good imagination...I am sure of this....
Oh yes..I shore do.







But your beauty is beginning to frump into a real mess right now.




SSSSSSO.....I'm afraid I envision you as a common bow-wow.
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:58 PM
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I'm beginning to think you're not very attractive nor have pretty legs,Rosie.
Well, I can't help what you think...

I could put a pretty picture of me up in my avatar, but then I might get kicked off the board like Balletto did...
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and under what conditions do you work welll

Well..I must be talked to gentley and told how cute I am...and then....


























..HEY!....It's none of your bees wax sir!!
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:59 PM
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Well, I can't help what you think...

I could put a pretty picture of me up in my avatar, but then I might get kicked off the board like Balletto did...
Oh be a risk taker.
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:00 PM
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Well, I can't help what you think...

I could put a pretty picture of me up in my avatar, but then I might get kicked off the board like Balletto did...

not to worry ....hell Morty tries real hard to get kicked off.... but alas to no avail...
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:01 PM
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Not as good but Candy Says was about a transvestite.....


Oh boy this is making me REALLY dizzy!!
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:03 PM
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Oh be a risk taker.
I am not really a risk taker except when riding the horses.
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:04 PM
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I am not really a risk taker except when riding the horses.




I have no further questions.
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:05 PM
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I have no further questions.
That went over my head...
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:07 PM
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That went over my head...
I'm sure the horse says the same thing.
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:07 PM
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Have you ever been to Mommy Dearest Training Stables?
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:08 PM
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OMG...

You knew what I meant...I jump high fences, and am not scared...
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