I believe I am owed MANY apologies.....

[Mortimer]

Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

ror!

Excellent!

[Mortimer]

Thank you so much ,Dahling.

Boobie Fisher would have a heart attack if he witnessed the shenanigans going on in this thread.

[Mortimer]

^^ Sister Ann Marie.

^^^Jeff Conaway

[Mortimer]

^^^ Rosie's boyfriend.

[Cajungator26]

^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.

[kentuckyrosesinmay]

[quote=Mortimer]I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.

[Mortimer]

[quote=kentuckyrosesinmay]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...

Consider directional tatooing.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Smoochy poo

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Smoochy poo

It's going to take a lot more than that.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

It's going to take a lot more than that.

Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.)

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.)

Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






I'm not messing around here.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






I'm not messing around here.

Who said anything about that?

[Mortimer]

That all depends on how sincerely you want to apologize.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

That all depends on how sincerely you want to apologize.

I think a smoochy smoochy poo should suffice.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I think a smoochy smoochy poo should suffice.

Ya well your opinion of a horsey race ain't necessarily knockin' 'em dead...either.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ya well your opinion of a horsey race ain't necessarily knockin' 'em dead...either.

I do OK for the most part.