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Old 02-14-2008, 10:18 PM
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:20 PM
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Well why dont you ask Miss Super Sniffer?
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:52 PM
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jeez,
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but WTF is going on here
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:54 PM
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Its a "secret"..shhhhh If we told ya, we'd have to kill ya!!
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:55 PM
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You're a sucker for dry pools I would imagine.I suppose you bet on the gray horses,too.
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Old 02-14-2008, 11:07 PM
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RULE II ......70% of all entered horses have fools for trainers or idiots on their backs. Or both.You must be able to identify that other group.This is just one reason why you do not bet speed.
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:07 AM
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i am willing to listen and learn
i will also bite on the do not handicap for speed comment
the aqueduct inner track has always had a speed bias many days during the winter meet
so please educate me as to why i should toss speed figures when playing the inner
teach me another methodology
i want to learn how to pick more winners and cash more often
thanks
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:10 AM
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i am willing to listen and learn
i will also bite on the do not handicap for speed comment
the aqueduct inner track has always had a speed bias many days during the winter meet
so please educate me as to why i should toss speed figures when playing the inner
teach me another methodology
i want to learn how to pick more winners and cash more often
thanks
This ought to get interesting...
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:41 AM
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This ought to get interesting...
Is it possible you could just stay in Texas?
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:47 AM
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im sorry sir i was sleeping please continue your lesson ..why dont you use gulfstream today to show us the way..we can all learn from the master!!
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Old 02-15-2008, 08:56 AM
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i am willing to listen and learn
i will also bite on the do not handicap for speed comment

the aqueduct inner track has always had a speed bias many days during the winter meet
so please educate me as to why i should toss speed figures when playing the inner
teach me another methodology

i want to learn how to pick more winners and cash more often
thanks




Hello Colt ---is it 45? Whatever;


Well I see your years of losing has made you reduce the Aqueduct challenges down to a science.

The inner track there always has a speed bias ....."many" days ....durring the-----winter meet.


And you want to know why you should toss speed figures.

You're a surface better.


That's like a carpet bomber.



Stick around for rule 3 later today and then we'll go back and break the first 3 down so even 2 hot to have any idea what he's doing...and his knitting friend dialadate can follow along .






Best regards,
Bill Dullest
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:11 AM
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im sorry sir i was sleeping please continue your lesson ..why dont you use gulfstream today to show us the way..we can all learn from the master!!
Hello Hoops;



Great seeing you roasting the hen..I mean posting again.I'm sorry....surgical wagering is way down the road for you folks. You're just not ready yet.


By the way---you can call me Prime Time if you wish.




Beats cigars...I mean Best regards,

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Old 02-15-2008, 09:21 AM
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i cannot wait
in a game where there are no absolutes
we are going to get the napoleonic code of wagering rules
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Old 02-15-2008, 09:28 AM
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Hello Colt;



You're a spazz in a Ford....I mean add a lot of class to the board.


There ARE absolutes in this game.


You have not been shown what they are. I will be doing so in my discussions here.We will get to The First Dullest Law of Racing Mechanics.That is the first step in undertsanding my failue proof method.

I want you to make a selection at your favorite track today.....don't tell me what it is.





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Old 02-15-2008, 10:14 AM
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im sorry sir i was sleeping please continue your lesson ..why dont you use gulfstream today to show us the way..we can all learn from the master!!
Hoops;

I'm going to give you what is known as Dullest Dust.


Use your own ridiculous method at Gulfstream;never trust a public handicapper. NEVER.







By the way----I admire your road signs very much.







Beast Libtards...I mean Best regards,

Bill "Prime Time " Dulllest
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:16 AM
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RULE III..If your selection agrees with a public handicappers selection------throw it away.
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:26 AM
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this thread started 15 hours ago and we are on rule 3, can we slow it down a bit. I need a pad and some paper!
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:31 AM
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good point
can i sign up for the eveyln wood handicapping seminar
we are two hours to post on the east coast
so how about a rules list and a few selections utilizing the inca's secrets to wealth and handicapping
but make sure that the selection has not been identified by any handicapping in the world
that should take google only about a 25 day sort
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:38 AM
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jeez,
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but WTF is going on here
I second that ! ...
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Old 02-15-2008, 10:40 AM
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this thread started 15 hours ago and we are on rule 3, can we slow it down a bit. I need a pad and some paper!
EBay has the CD rom version allready !
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