Handicapping 101

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

O Dildo Mullets, I mean Bill Dullest, please accept my sincere apology.

Might I tell you who the winner of the Southwest will be? Denis of Cork. You heard it here first, of course.

Leave it to you to be all over a Penis of Cork.

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

You're no Boobie Fisher.

And you are no Earl Bruce...sir.

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Hello Zapper;


DULLEST DUST and PRIME TIME BONES for you at Tampa;




Go with 4 in the first 2 races and opt for 7 in he third.


More later.


By the way...I have coded these so only you can see the correct winning numbers.








Best regards,

Bill Dullest

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Hopefully you are reading my codes correctly,Zapper. You should be 3/3 right now. Here are races 4,5 and 6 results:



4, 7 ,7

[CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

Hello Zapper;


DULLEST DUST and PRIME TIME BONES for you at Tampa;




Go with 4 in the first 2 races and opt for 7 in he third.


More later.


By the way...I have coded these so only you can see the correct winning numbers.








Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Bull Dung,

Thanks for the double hit.


You said 4 -4, it was 2-2, but today's Tuesday.


I knew I had to divide by two.


7 in the 3rd also won.


I'm getting an 8 track player for my new BMW.


Thanks,


CZ

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Fine work ,ZC.

I knew you would know in the first 3 to halve the even numbers and leave the odd numbers as is.



I've switched "frequencies" on the next 3.

But I'm sure you saw that.

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Gee I hope you're getting these,Zeke. Haven't missed yet.


Last 4:




7( may want to box with 4), box 2-6,8 and in the last----1.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Prime Time, I've been killing 'em today. Zeke gave me the code. Thanks a bunch.

Well he is in big trouble. I did not authorize him to do that.
















Oh.

[CapperZeke]

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan

Well he is in big trouble. I did not authorize him to do that.
















Oh.

Dog Nuts,


I did not give him the code.


I gave him the formula.



Don't be mad because he's bright like you and I.



There are plenty of naysayers who don't believe in a formula.


I'm enroute to California.


I heard there's a track out there that runs on broken glass.


Do you have a code for that too?



CZ

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Oh shut up already.







Oh.





Dullest apologizes.




I reread that.



































No he doesn't.

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Originally Posted by cmfhb411

So Meridian Artisan, Avery Smartman, and CapperZeke are the same guy.
OK.

Listen you...that is an untruth.



I am new here.









When I registered I was told by...well I forget who,but got an e-mail saying all new slots were filled up...and that I would have to take an existing slot among former posters who had been destroyed.I replied saying I am a very smart man and would like the slot once held by the smartest of those who had been destroyed.


And I don't want that strange man putting up arrows toward me and that stupid thing.

[2 Dollar Bill]

Originally Posted by cmfhb411

So Meridian Artisan, Avery Smartman, and CapperZeke are the same guy.
OK.

I do belive they all share the same birthday toooo!! Go figure

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Never ask the blind if they can see your point.