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Old 03-05-2008, 09:03 PM
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:16 PM
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can a brotha get a job?
You have initials in your name, of course you can. We are the party of inclusion.

Plus we can knock out 18 after lunch every day. I will not over campaign
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:19 PM
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You have initials in your name, of course you can. We are the party of inclusion.

Plus we can knock out 18 after lunch every day. I will not over campaign

the more I think about it...I may be the independent candidate.

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Old 03-05-2008, 09:24 PM
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Our policy is that only Dems wll be allowed to smoke anywhere. They deserve the personal freedom (plus after a few years there will be a lot less of them to worry about)
i believe in supporting the cash cow of your state as i think your constituents would agree given the economics it plays in your state.

i think you would agree it wouldn't look good if you couldn't carry your own state in the election.

unlike your neighbor to the north i don't want to see a rise in unemployment in ky. unemployment=no income=forclosure=leaving thier pets behind to fend for themselves after they vacate thier homes.

as a good tree hugging-owl protecting dem i care about everbody even the animals, so i'm looking out for everyone as best i can.

i believe in no kids left behind therfore for every pack i smoke, the state taxes i'm paying now should be putting a child thru school-just doing my part because i believe our best resource is education
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:29 PM
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the more I think about it...I may be the independent candidate.

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GPK wins in a landslide
What do you expect from a golf pro....

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Old 03-05-2008, 09:41 PM
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Hooves is running the campaign. After our victorious election he will move into a high level "black" job running special ops for me personally.
Pdrift will be named Commissioner of MLB after we deport Bud.
We will use our right as the federal govt to seize control of the Knicks, name BTW GM.
We will also seize all American assets of Magna Entertainment, revoke Frankies green card and name Sent to Stud as President of the whole operation.
the first thing as commish that i would mandate is a Polycarbonate glass shield around the top of both dugouts to protect the scantly clad cheerleaders as they cheer and dance on those dugouts to give that home team and the fans the motivation they need for there team to win. if its good enuff for the marlins why isn't good enuff for the rest of the teams? right?only difference then the marlins is it would be continuous not just between innings
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:26 PM
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PA..PA..PA..PA POW!!!!!!!
i was thinking denmark, but i like your idea MUCH better!!!
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:06 PM
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You may either be in charge of national distribution of Frank's Energy Drink (which will need a new name) or Ambassador to Denmark.
Congrats Z.

The overlap in duties seems
perfect. You can just slip right
into either of those positions.

Have I missed something?
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:47 PM
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I think Scuds should be the Ambassador to Turkey.

Bigs..... Handicapping Czar?

AJ and GBBob need positions.....
Scuds is far too biased to actually go to Turkey. We will make him our ambassador to the UN so he can straighten everyone out.

Bigs may get a cushy gig, ambassador to Switzerland maybe?

AJ and Bob can be considered when they concede because we want to show our bipartisan side.
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:48 PM
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can a brotha get a job?
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:49 PM
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i believe in supporting the cash cow of your state as i think your constituents would agree given the economics it plays in your state.

i think you would agree it wouldn't look good if you couldn't carry your own state in the election.

unlike your neighbor to the north i don't want to see a rise in unemployment in ky. unemployment=no income=forclosure=leaving thier pets behind to fend for themselves after they vacate thier homes.

as a good tree hugging-owl protecting dem i care about everbody even the animals, so i'm looking out for everyone as best i can.

i believe in no kids left behind therfore for every pack i smoke, the state taxes i'm paying now should be putting a child thru school-just doing my part because i believe our best resource is education
Save this, we may use it in the future...
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:50 PM
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Congrats Z.

The overlap in duties seems
perfect. You can just slip right
into either of those positions.

Have I missed something?
You will be Secretary of Education if you promise to actually watch the games...
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:51 PM
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Scavs is the favorite for Secretary of Transportation.
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:43 AM
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dunbar economic adviser runs the fed



horse racing will be the national pastime..base ball named ..that other sport


all us residents will be given a adw bonus of 15k at the new year.. moneys provided by cutting the congress pay ..if you blow it.. you will be shipped to turkey. the new white house will reside in saratoga ny..
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Old 03-06-2008, 07:30 PM
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NOW WE ARE TALKING CHUCK!!!
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Old 03-06-2008, 08:27 PM
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Our policy is that only Dems wll be allowed to smoke anywhere. They deserve the personal freedom (plus after a few years there will be a lot less of them to worry about)
note to myself: smoke more
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Old 03-06-2008, 09:17 PM
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You will be Secretary of Education if you promise to actually watch the games...
I do.
I just cant see them.

Been workn on the braille
anyhow. I plan to work
closely with Stevie Wonder.
Got the head oscillations down.
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Old 03-06-2008, 10:24 PM
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I do.
I just cant see them.

Been workn on the braille
anyhow. I plan to work
closely with Stevie Wonder.
Got the head oscillations down.
I have a horse you can use as a seeing eye dog.
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:05 PM
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NOW WE ARE TALKING CHUCK!!!
still wouldent get any ...lmfao..
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:13 PM
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Scuds is far too biased to actually go to Turkey. We will make him our ambassador to the UN so he can straighten everyone out.

Bigs may get a cushy gig, ambassador to Switzerland maybe?

AJ and Bob can be considered when they concede because we want to show our bipartisan side.
primer for your Ambassador to Turkey:

http://www.armenians.com/genocide/Genocide_FAQ.html
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