One of my Neverending Threads

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder

Great news...I will lead off..or do you like me?

Spyder

Actually..I do.



Ever since you dumped that controlling wench ,Sighty-poo, your improvement in posting has been quite admirable.

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Oh my God....I thought you were Diaper.






And I don't like you.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Bite your tongue sir. I will defend Sighty-Poo's honor, even though she seems to have joined that witch Thebby in ignoring us.

I will not bite my tongue.

Stcik your pud in your zipper..sir. How do you like it?




Let's call a spade a spade here ...they are both little brats who only used us for their pleasure....and then tossed us aside like so many 5x8 cards.



PHOOEY on the both of them!

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That's right....that's what I said........PHOOEY on them.

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lawl!!!!




rule-eng en leff-eng!!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOOO.6667 Stevie!!!!

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Tonight I am crafting a letter to God and requesting certain lightning bolts have certain posters names on them.

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Last time He answered saying He didn't have enough lightning bolts to complete my request.


I suppose I'll get the same excuse this time.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Last time He answered saying He didn't have enough lightning bolts to complete my request.


I suppose I'll get the same excuse this time.

Perhaps you could request hailstones with your lightning.

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Uh....now just who is the one in direct contact with God??

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Uh....now just who is the one in direct contact with God??

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What is that to mean?





Not you,too!?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

What is that to mean?





Not you,too!?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

What is that to mean?





Not you,too!?

But only since I left the Catholic Church.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

But only since I left the Catholic Church.

I would imagine it beat serving out the penance of your last 5 hour confession.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I would imagine it beat serving out the penance of your last 5 hour confession.

I confess I lied in confession.

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!OOOOOOOOOO!

I have to check something out...heard a noise upstairs....it's either a ghost or one of these TrueSwine here has finally found me.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

!OOOOOOOOOO!

I have to check something out...heard a noise upstairs....it's either a ghost or one of these TrueSwine here has finally found me.

Bring a weapon of mass destruction with you!!!

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ror!


I did.......Ricky.




But it was a noise of unknown origin.

I think Ghost Hunters counts that as irrefutable evidence.

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I really hate you Big Foot SUV Mom's with that cell phone sticking out of your ear...yakking your head off as you leave multiple vehicle crack ups in your wake.....only to go to a Mickey D's drive through and scream at the poor servent there so you may satiate your stinking succubus like desire for false power.




You are todays targets.

[Cajungator26]

I drive a compact SUV.