One of my Neverending Threads

[Mortimer]

Do you yak on the cell phone and blow stop signs?

[Mortimer]

Strike that....do you yak on the cell phone and run stop signs?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

That's a pretty loaded question. I eagerly await the answer.

Oh boy.......you should strike that and rephrase.



I know I did.

[Mortimer]

It would appear the interview is over.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Pending the answer, I just went out and bought some red paint and plan on turning myself into a stop sign.

SIR!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Pending the answer, I just went out and bought some red paint and plan on turning myself into a stop sign.

Phooey.


























rule-eng un ze flour!!!

[Mortimer]

Oh well..I guess she sped off.



Too bad...I had seen UnclyTrusts new photos and was going to compliment her on her breasts.....I always thought they were Dixie Cups,but in reality are much fuller than I had suspected.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Yeah, that was pretty bad. I should be banned.

You certainly should.


It's pretty ridiculous when you think about it. Painting yourself yellow and hiding in her lunch bag would have been a much better idea.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Leff-eng may ass oaf

=:>





I think we're both going to be banned.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I would ask that witch to ban me, but she would just ignore me. I think you need to sick the squirrels on her mutts.

ror!!


HIGHLY AMUSING!!








The thing is....I sent Wocky down to straighten her out......he is now the paranoid mutt on the left.....she sissified him.

[Mortimer]

Yes..you must go do that thing...while I leff may ess oaf!!













Reassemble at 1300 hours.

[Mortimer]

YOO-HOO!




Cajun baby-----guess who left?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Pending the answer, I just went out and bought some red paint and plan on turning myself into a stop sign.

Oh boy...















I...







































laughed

[Late Fires]

The fine work of the last two pages has almost made up for the creepiness of the Hossy pud discussion that sullied this fine thread.



























Almost.

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Sir, did you see the special on Mike Tyson on E60 or whatever that new show is on ESPN? I thought it was pretty good.

I totally forgot it was on last night, but I did set up a recording a couple of days ago, so hopefully I will have it when I get home. Thank you for the tout.

[Mortimer]

WHAT IN THE FUCl< IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!?


You said you left---and you come back!!


With your 2 thug buddies!!









This is an outrage.

[Mortimer]

Well it's about time.

I ,too, leave.

[Late Fires]

I'm also going to leave, then.

[Mortimer]

Good.


I have already left.

[Mortimer]

All right...who are the 2 BIG LIAHS still here?