Brutal

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Let me add..it is the irresponsibility of the idol worshiping Amercian public that makes the NBA and other pro sports the debacle it is today.


And makes rhomboid morons like you surface a little too often.....just a little.

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When you decide to put strange humans upon a pedestal and make them faultless......you then become piglets wallowing in a sty of follow the sow...and believe me she has no idea where she is going.


So go ahead....keep being a witness to total selfishness and call him the savior.






Excuse me if I refuse to join into your group of frequency jammed bats.

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I guess snot Hossy could be said to have won the guess the score contest.







Bury the man....BrownSugah.

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I'm talking abut YOU,too, Stevie Welsch.

That's right.





"Say...Stevie....can you give me your 5 throw outs for the derby?"


So STEVIE quickly gives the nincompoop Eight Belles as one of those 5.










So....Stevie..............


























.....wud happund!!!!??

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I noticce the usual suspects ( Dr.Ramsey,Hubie Brown and such) do not post about the NBA when yours truly is waxing eloquent. I will give GardenSnake and MainCourse credit for showing guts if not a complete lack of of trace evidence.







They dare not engage me in a battle of insight.









And ,Frankly.....I can't blame the sissies.

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This Stream of Consciouness brought to you by..




....Mrs. Buttersworth's Rub-A-Dub syrup.


The Syrup of Champions.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

!!!!

You betcha...sir!!

PissGargler is teaching kids how to be like him.

Think of it as Gremlins 3.

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

PissGargler is teaching kids how to be like him.

Think of it as Gremlins 3.

!!!!

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Let's see..without checking I'm going to say Boston is shooting 40% for the 1st 2 games---not sa hot.


Cleveland is about 30%.

Definitely not sa hot.




The FROZEN ONE has taken 42 shots....I'm also going to say,without checking , that is a LOT more than anyone on either team.

He's shooting about 20%..........not sa hot is the understatement of the century.








Can someone see a pattern here?

[TheSpyder]

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Now yer talkin' !

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Is Poison Sumac still writing about horsey woodies?

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!OOOOOOOOO!

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

PissGargler is teaching kids how to be like him.

Think of it as Gremlins 3.

Morton comes calling and Little
Wank in the Pants is ready and
willing to suckle Morton's left man breast.

Morton is lactating, Pillow gets hard.

this should be interesting after
a direct hit to the nervous system previoulsy.
button pushed...

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Some day The Snake will get it.



Just like he sees Mr."Team Player" carrying the team on his poor,tired back and just buzzing through any opponent in the playoffs.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Is Poison Sumac still writing about horsey woodies?

Best be careful with that.
Lackey's will agree.

Where's Can'tCountToTwo?

I look on active users and I see no Coach Pants.
He is in stealth mode.

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TwoMinutesToToast is scribing his next CoachPants unintelligible.