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Old 05-13-2008, 11:27 AM
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EAUHX!!


Good one!
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:32 AM
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This one's by Tim Didley...called.......ah miss ya sa much




HA-WAAAAAH!!

HA-WAAAAAH!!

HA-WAAAAAH!!



AH MISS YER AZZ SA MUCH AH WANNA STICK A FORK IN MAH BELLY






































Oh God....I'm crying.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:39 AM
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And who could ever forget this heart stabber by Billy Rayburn IncomeTax ReturnCheck:




yew don't swallers








ooooh baby...yew git on over here

yew let yer man give yew some lovin'

brang yew a case a beer

yew know'd ah was not funin'





that night whan ah told you hold tight

and yer tits met mah face

ah got me one big ol' woody

yew know what tew dew now














I have to stop with the country love songs.......my heart is floating.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:48 AM
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But just one more.


Tammy Flynetty's.......ah wont you ta squart me with mustard




Oh geez...I can't do it.

I'm a pile of tears now.

I'm sorry,Hossy.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:54 PM
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And who could ever forget this heart stabber by Billy Rayburn IncomeTax ReturnCheck:




yew don't swallers








ooooh baby...yew git on over here

yew let yer man give yew some lovin'

brang yew a case a beer

yew know'd ah was not funin'





that night whan ah told you hold tight

and yer tits met mah face

ah got me one big ol' woody

yew know what tew dew now














I have to stop with the country love songs.......my heart is floating.
i like this one- im gettin' yer country azz signed- you play a git-tar?
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Yer fucl<in'-aye rat ..mah man.





Har's mah new songy tatle:







Yew stole mah '52 Topps set---ya b!tch
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:32 PM
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The thing is..they call this stuff "white blues."


Black bluesmen say,in retort....."Good----you keep that mess as far away from us as possible."
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And Buddy Guys says..."AH DON'T CAH!!"
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Ah Did Not Know'd The Gun Was Low-ded





So Sorry... Mah Dear
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:52 PM
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Mary Kay..mah darlin'

ah didn't know'd you'd make so much money

from that stuff yew put on yer face



if a did ah would have been to yew more sunny

and would not have hit yew with that vase
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And no one thought this thread had any potential....


































Just look at it now!























It may yet result in a new NerdyTrail romance!





















Or at the least a Country Music Association Award for the Plum City Strummer...
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And no one thought this thread had any potential....


Just look at it now!

It may yet result in a new NerdyTrail romance!


Or at the least a Country Music Association Award for the Plum City Strummer...

I do believe Morty and Grits would look MAAAAAAHVALOUS together
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Old 05-13-2008, 02:46 PM
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I do believe Morty and Grits would look MAAAAAAHVALOUS together
Now yew GIT!!
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STEVE!!



Knock it off!
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oh ahm jist an okie from muskogee....we don't smoke no mary-wanees


we are all a bunch a good ol' fellers


jist make sure billy-bobby don't git yew on yer knees


specially in his ol' rat cellar




oh ahm a clean ol' boh from muskogee


ah don't take no lsd


we all jist smoke on our ol' stogie


and stay away from ol' Billy-Bobby
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oh ahm jist an okie from muskogee....we don't smoke no mary-wanees


we are all a bunch a good ol' fellers


jist make sure billy-bobby don't git yew on yer knees


specially in his ol' rat cellar




oh ahm a clean ol' boh from muskogee


ah don't take no lsd


we all jist smoke on our ol' stogie


and stay away from ol' Billy-Bobby
^^Morty Ray Cyrus
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