My champion Catahoula Dog died today.

[pgiaco]

Sorry for your loss. I just recently lost my canine shadow of almost 15 years. Remember all the joy he brought you and vice versa.

[Riot]

This thread is what Derby Trail is all about.

Two morons laughing at somebody's loss, and the list owner allowing it.

Oh my.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Mumtaz

This thread is what Derby Trail is all about.

Two morons laughing at somebody's loss, and the list owner allowing it.

Oh shut up you hypothetical imbecile.....you.

[Riot]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Oh shut up you hypothetical imbecile.....you.

Sorry, Morty. Didn't hurt a bit.

I demand an apology.

[Mortimer]

Listen..I'm sorry the doggie died...but it's a bit ridiculous.



I can just as easily say the originator and the posters who are in abject depression and tears and are sending "prayers out to ya!!' are just as moronic....but I don't.




That's the difference between you and me.....you idiot.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Mumtaz

Sorry, Morty. Didn't hurt a bit.

Oh yes it did....you inconsequencial fool.











And I ,too, demand an apology.

[Mortimer]

Some day I will die......stop that applauding......but I will.

If anyone here knows about it and opens up a sympathy thread---know what will happen?

Here's what you'll get:




YAY!!


GOOD RIDDANCE!!



FUCl< YOU!!




GOOD!!!!







And yer whathaveyou's.








You think I'll care?

So no apology, Mumtaz?


Now you've gone and done it...
































You've hurt my feelings.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

His name was Southern Lights Shaka Zulu and everyone knew who he was. He was a champion livestock and hunting dog. He was 9.5 years old and I remember the moment he was born, he has never left my side. We loved him so much. He was Top Ten in the nation before he was 6 months old. He was black and kind of ugly and everyone made fun of him except when it came to hunting.
He died in his sleep last nite.
I am so sad and I can't sleep so here I am on the internet late at night looking at his pictures and trying to take my mind off it.
Zulu was my friend, my companion and my bodyguard and I will miss him so much. He was a good boy.

Ms. Fan;

It has been brought to my attention that you are a very nice lady.

This is very unique on this board.





But anyways.....I am very sorry for your sorrow....that you feel bad ,I mean.

I ,too, know how sad this can be. I think it was the word "champion" that got my noodle off track. I consider myself a fan of the every man....and doggie.

I realize I can be taken the wrong way...I certainly go too far at times....so please accept my sincere apology...and my personal condolences for your fine wuffies passing.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Mumtaz

This thread is what Derby Trail is all about.

Two morons laughing at somebody's loss, and the list owner allowing it.

Good luck with your book burning and back to slavery campaigns.

Morty cut Mumtaz some slack.




She might be good friends with FGFan.


And FGFan is my peoples.

That's kind a contradiction...ehh. Well you know what I'm sayin yo.

[Mortimer]

Oh all right.


I won't say anything more about Numb...I mean Mumatz.

[Mortimer]

In fact,Ms. Fan....if you feel I have been so heartless as to not be in a state of deservation for forgiveness...then I will leave here and not return.That simple...leave and not return----as just punishment.



All you need to do is say the word...I promise.







Well that's not what you should say...besides "I promise" is two words.The "word" simply means all you have to say is "leave"...that's really all.

[Mortimer]

And so...it has come to this.



My shame knows no bounds....I become less for this...even though that very bad man CoachPants made me do it.

But I must take responsibility for my actions.




And that does not mean stating the person who is in woe should be saddled with the decision ...do I stay or do I go.....that is the lowest thing I have ever done.


To make up for this all---I will leave on my own now as just self punishment.I will not return.


Ms. Fan...allow me to leave you with these words. Words so small and simple yet so telling; words my simple mind could not have come up with on its own:













Everyone is the same.....only you are different.

I'll offer to leave too.

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

And so...it has come to this.



My shame knows no bounds....I become less for this...even though that very bad man CoachPants made me do it.

But I must take responsibility for my actions.




And that does not mean stating the person who is in woe should be saddled with the decision ...do I stay or do I go.....that is the lowest thing I have ever done.


To make up for this all---I will leave on my own now as just self punishment.I will not return.


Ms. Fan...allow me to leave you with these words. Words so small and simple yet so telling; words my simple mind could not have come up with on its own:













Everyone is the same.....only you are different.

Hey don't blame it on me.





I'm going to give it 15 minutes. If no reply, I'll leave.

Goodbye to all of you!




I hope you're happy now, Mummy.





























I'll leave you with this...

























OMG I need to edit that whip out of the pic.





























Ok I'm leaving for real now. Bye.

[Mortimer]

You can't leave...certain people must have someone to target their frustration upon.





And yes---get rid of that horrible whip!