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Old 05-21-2008, 02:12 PM
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A Califronia girl going into a comma.





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Old 05-21-2008, 02:14 PM
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Did You See That!!!??
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:19 PM
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:20 PM
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:25 PM
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Tomorrow Canada will attempt to land one of their spaceships on Michigans Upper Peninsula.



God's Speed to you our friends of the North!
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:31 PM
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How do you KNOW everything in your home was not stolen today---and replaced be exact replicas??







You don't.
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:32 PM
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Where do bears go to die and haunt that particular area?
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:32 PM
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The North Pole.
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:34 PM
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If all light were judged to be fair game for state highway patrolmen speeding tickets...........how could they ever catch them???
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:37 PM
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Did you know that in Einsteins private time with a handful of intimates......he would say.....'I can't believe they buy that suff!!...ror!!....I'M KIDDING!!"
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I really do think GenuineCrazyLady is Rickey Nelsens daughter.







This would explain her traveling bar room acting gigs.
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:52 PM
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I'm still trying to explain away Suffy-poo.









How does one vacay in Iceland???















Brother.















It's the same reason the National Hockey League doesn't expand into South and Central America.....sorta.












Ice in Chile?












Goin' my Uraguay?










That didn't fit----but anyways......











































...........ya just can't grow ice south of the equator.
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:00 PM
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Riding motorcycles is a great way to learn about physics.



Particularly centrifugal and centripetal force.

And how one takes on more mass as they approach the speed of light.




The former is an excellent example of why there are so many reports of people leaving skinny on a Vespa and returning fat on a hog.

















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Old 05-21-2008, 03:02 PM
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Why aren't US governments hit with RICO charges?
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:09 PM
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MAINCOURSE is ,once again, on todays menu.





HoseGarden has been told....."One more explosion in the physics lab....and tenure schmenure!!"






Dimmy'S DO-IT-YOURSELF AUTOPSY KIT has him still confounded as to his cause of death.

He suspects fair play.




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Old 05-21-2008, 03:22 PM
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Ever tried to pretend you're a TripleA gunner and shoot at flies in flight by squirting mustard at them?








It ain't a real good idea.
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:23 PM
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Maybe the 5 Steves should be the 5 Andys?











Ah dunno.
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:26 PM
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And now for out lightning round.









ror!!...I'm kidding.












Barkeep!.....gimme a drink!






Uh-oh...here comes BentMahPud.






Make it a double.












Phooey------PoisonSumac is with him.










Give me the whole bottle.
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