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Old 05-24-2008, 09:55 AM
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Oh boy.


I'm leaving.
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:59 AM
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:34 AM
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http://www.askmen.com/specials/2008_...rone-56-2.html
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:41 AM
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There is more than one BrownSugar....oh yes.
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:47 AM
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Oh my God.
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:48 AM
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I have the ultimate BrownSugar photo...but I'm afraid to show it.
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:49 AM
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Shall I ?
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:50 AM
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Don't be a sissy.

ror!






OK...this is your fault if I get yelled at.







Stand by.
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:51 AM
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http://pics.89.com/free.sex/XXX-1czNxIDNwEj-.jpg






I'm hiding....no question.
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:53 AM
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Good bye ,sir!
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:55 AM
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Remember in the movie Amadeus....those candies called Nipples of Venice?

If you played tennis ...a great bra name could be born.
Great movie.
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Old 05-24-2008, 10:56 AM
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I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.
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Old 05-24-2008, 11:53 AM
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I leave for a few hours and this is what happens to my beautiful thread?

Mortimer, since you're not allowed in the international playground our boy Apache won his 5th G1 in a row!

Remember him? A face one cannot soon forget.

I knew you'd wanna know.

Okay carry on, gentlemen.
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Old 05-24-2008, 12:25 PM
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I will leave as well. If anyone asks, Late Fires did it.

EXCELLENT!
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Old 05-24-2008, 12:26 PM
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I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.
Perhaps you should not have looked.




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Old 05-24-2008, 12:28 PM
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[quote=my miss storm cat]I leave for a few hours and this is what happens to my beautiful thread?

Mortimer, since you're not allowed in the international playground our boy Apache won his 5th G1 in a row!

Remember him? A face one cannot soon forget.

I knew you'd wanna know.

Okay carry on, gentlemen.[/QUOTE






YES!





Fine work.











Thank you for not yelling at me.


Late Pants...I mean Fires actually took over my screen name and did those ridiculous things.





He must be punished.
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Old 05-24-2008, 12:38 PM
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Oh phooey.

Mortimer ratted me out.






Oh well...LateFires now presents:







http://www.weshow.com/us/p/2157/italian_legs
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Old 05-24-2008, 04:54 PM
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I believe I've hit the Mother Lode:




http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443890
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Old 05-24-2008, 06:13 PM
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Thank you Morte,

Molte Benne

Belle Fillia,

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Old 05-24-2008, 06:22 PM
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Perhaps you should not have looked.




I must admit, I couldn't help myself. I just had to click!
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