What a surprise...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Objection overruled.
Sit DOWN Lt. Greenwood.

Mr.Garden.


Exactly how long have you been playing Judge Wopner on message boards?

Are there any other personalities you enjoy here?

Do you have neighbors...sir? I'd like their names so I can question them about your day to day habits.Who do ya work for ,sir?

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Wow.
Rather violent.

I thought you wanted a black kid to Columbine me.
Still feel that way head case... errr Pillow case?

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr.Garden.


Exactly how long have you been playing Judge Wopner on message boards?

Are there any other personalities you enjoy here?

Do you have neighbors...sir? I'd like their names so I can question them about your day to day habits.Who do ya work for ,sir?

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.

Originally Posted by pgardn

Wow.
Rather violent.

I thought you wanted a black kid to Columbine me.
Still feel that way head case... errr Pillow case?

I want you to use proper punctuation.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Most personalities sir.
I work for Northside sir.
I shoot rats for my neighbors sir
when they start eating the dogfood sir.

Just have a hard time with lying sir.
Never have and never will like liars sir.
But thats really none of your beezwax sir.

May I be excused sir.

Not quite yet,Mr. Garden.

Do ya feel like everyone lies to you? Why do you think that is? I'm confused on your mentioning dog food and bees wax in the same reply.


Are you able to open a can of tuna not having the pop off lid accommodation?

[Mortimer]

Mr. Garden...how long have you been a pu ssy?


Did you know it is illegal for pu ssies to mess with explosives? I may have to bring you in for further questioning,sir. Yer not lookin' real good here.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Lying about what? I have no idea what you are talking about.

Read the post.
I asked are you lying?

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr. Garden...how long have you been a pu ssy?


Did you know it is illegal for pu ssies to mess with explosives? I may have to bring you in for further questioning,sir. Yer not lookin' real good here.

Morton.

You call someone that name...
Look in the mirror poor little fella.
Jeez.

You take this leader of the pack
thing a little seriously. Mom is waiting
with your bottle. You got your attention.

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I want you to use proper punctuation.

Sure you do.
You wish me harm?

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

No one plays the victim role better.....

Holy cow! You actually have the audacity
to state I am playing victim when you accuse
me of calling you a liar?

I asked you a direct question:
Are you lying? In your first PM?

And if your first PM is accurate,
let me ask you how you would
feel about someone wishing you
were offed. And then show a picture
of with someone getting shot in the
head?

If not, I politely suggest you cease.
If so...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Morton.

You call someone that name...
Look in the mirror poor little fella.
Jeez.

You take this leader of the pack
thing a little seriously. Mom is waiting
with your bottle. You got your attention.

My name is Lt. Greenwood....Westerville Police Dept.







My Mom is NOT waiting with my bottle.










Thebby is.











And the disepncer is NOT a bottle.















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Remember ,Mr. Garden....one more physics lab explosion.....





...and by-bye!

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I already answered your question. Now find someone else to try and get attention from.

No you did not.
Why did you ever PM me?
Why?

I thought nothing of you other
than your misrepresention of a bet.
A purposeful act. I dont give a flying
flip about you except I would not
wish you ill. You think I am after
your address (obvious diversion)
and then PM me?


You PM'd Me.
Asking for my understanding.
And then you turn around and distort.
You are absolutely amazing.
Sleep well.


You will.
Ignore will be very good.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

What a sad, sad "man" you are.

You are totally amazing.
Would you like your PM posted?

Is that what you want?
We can post Your PM,
my reply, your next PM,
my reply. Is that what you
want?

Again, did you lie to me in your first PM?
Are you telling me the truth about your
situation? Thats all I want to know.
Cause Im tired of this, but your buddies are
not in case you have not realized it.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I thought I was on ignore. Let's get this straight. Don't ever threaten me. You can post the pm's if you want. I have nothing to hide. All they say is that I have to protect myself because I have recieved death threats. It's the truth, you can ask the mods. That's what I originally pm'd you about. Is that so crazy?

For the third time, I did not lie to you. What more would you like besides a friend you phucking loser?

WHEN the fk did I threaten you buddy?

Post it right now.

And no it is not crazy.
But to think you would
post in this manner to me and others
if you are really worried is disturbing.

Can we all be victims?

What a skirt you are, PissGargler.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

WHEN the fk did I threaten you buddy?

Post it right now.

And no it is not crazy.
But to think you would
post in this manner to me and others
if you are really worried is disturbing.

No wonder there were 11 explosions in the physics lab last month.














God.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Isn't this a threat? Unfortunately for you, I'm not your student, so these games don't work. Boy I pity the youth of this country.

No it is not a threat.
It is an attempt to get the truth of
all that is typed.
But your boy Pillow appears to
have a little mean streak.

These are no games.
This started very simply with
a bet you backed out of.

Then you distorted to save face.
Your boys brought it back up again
forcing a rehashing of the entire thing
causing you to PM me with a reason
for not betting.

Does Pillow PM you?
Cause I might consider him a threat.
Those are fairly strong little images and words.
Have you informed the moderators?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

No it is not a threat.
It is an attempt to get the truth of
all that is typed.
But your boy Pillow appears to
have a little mean streak.

These are no games.
This started very simply with
a bet you backed out of.

Then you distorted to save face.
Your boys brought it back up again
forcing a rehashing of the entire thing
causing you to PM me with a reason
for not betting.

Does Pillow PM you?
Cause I might consider him a threat.
Those are fairly strong little images and words.
Have you informed the moderators?

Oh fer gosh sakes.




Thiss guy is worse than...WHAT








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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Can we all be victims?

What a skirt you are, PissGargler.

Can we all be victims?
Your buddy was threatened
Pillow. And then you wish
someone would off me?
A bit odd.

Better than a parasitic wank.
Back out pillow case. That little scene
and the Columbine reference...

Do the moderators really
care if you wish that a black kid would
perform a Columbine on me? seems a bit
extreme.

The best for you would to be stay out
of this.

Originally Posted by pgardn

Can we all be victims?
Your buddy was threatened
Pillow. And then you wish
someone would off me?
A bit odd.

Better than a parasitic wank.
Back out pillow case. That little scene
and the Columbine reference...

Do the moderators really
care if you wish that a black kid would
perform a Columbine on me? seems a bit
extreme.

The best for you would to be stay out
of this.

If you have a problem with the moderators and the way they moderate maybe you should consider leaving for good. It's a much better option than questioning them and crying like a little c.unt over words on an internet message board.