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Old 05-27-2008, 04:55 PM
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^^^^ Kind, authoritive, fingerlicious

Oh my God!!
We're NOT there!
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Old 05-27-2008, 04:58 PM
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Well you are huge... I mean handsome,
Smart
and Funny.

But you are not Gangsta!

ror!!

I thought that was our little...I mean HUGE secret?




Handsome....Good.

Smart..........Good.

Funny...........Good.



Gangstah..........oh..you're right.

I am too beautiful to be one.





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Old 05-27-2008, 05:00 PM
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Deb-O-Deb..please.....OK?
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:52 PM
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THEBBY THEBBY THEBBY THEBBY

So fine on her they levy levy levy levy

She is the haunting echo

Tasting like the Skybar Necho






Boy...that's pretty bad.

Ain't gonna work.
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:58 PM
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Me ,Thebby and Kentucky fried

She went to the sink

And gave me a wink

That's when I became Thebby-thighed.













Crinkle...


..trash can.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:01 PM
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Hey listen her baby

Why do they call you Thebby Maybe?

What do ah need from you

To turn that maybe to "ah do!!"











Blech.


WHIIIIIRRRRRRR!
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:03 PM
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She has hips that sway

And legs that delay

Ah just hope some dat stuff

Comes on ovah mah way





















Oh my God.


What am I doing!?
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:04 PM
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She came from Nantuckett















Uh---no.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:06 PM
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So if you want to be happy for the rest of your life

Get a Thebby ferret to be your wife

So for my personal point of you

Get that little weasel to scary you!!

















Holy Mother of God.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:08 PM
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Thebatina...


...jump in my farina.......and...

























Oh I can't do this.


PHOOEY!
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:23 PM
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My lovely Ballerina Thebby

Won't you twirl my way

Like the little spinny toppy

I hope your little toes have no say











Hmmm....I may be on to something here.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:30 PM
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I like this one...

You're the one for me, Thebby

You're the one I really, really love

And I will stay

Promise you'll say if I'm in your way

You're the one for me, Thebby

You're the one I really, really love

And I will stay

Promise you'll say if I'm ever in your way

Ah-hey

All over NerdyTrail

Some hope and some despair

All over NerdyTrail

Some hope and some despair



Ehhh. Hmm.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:52 PM
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Hmmm...







...BETTER!!!
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:53 PM
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Thebatina...


...jump in my farina....


...jest don't eat my purina....


...go straight to the motorboatin marina...

ftfy
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:53 PM
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Say!


These guys are GOOD!
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Deb-O-Deb..please.....OK?
What???????











And Happy Birthday Thebby.
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At least it's not family
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INSULTIVE,SIR!!
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:24 PM
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[quote=Rileyoriley]What???????

HUH?
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:25 PM
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At least it's not family
This is true.
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Old 05-27-2008, 10:39 PM
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What???????

HUH?
WHAH?????
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