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Old 05-28-2008, 10:32 AM
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And so the photo of you and your car will be riding with every cop in that metro area.





Penny wise and dollar STUPID?????
It was a Sheriff, not a metro oinker....
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Nice tribute to Sottie.

Makes me feel young again.

Drinking from The Fountain of Eweth couldn't make you young.
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It was a Sheriff, not a metro oinker....
They all consort together.



Oh go ahead...make a fool of yourself.






Ah don't cah!
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:33 AM
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GODDAMMITY!


DON'T YOU INSULT ME!





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Old 05-28-2008, 10:36 AM
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Oh Roy,oh Roy is that yo hawsey?
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:39 AM
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The Spurs suck and so do automotive repairmen!
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This is my 19th nervous thread hijacking.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:41 AM
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If it was a seatbelt violation...well then I could see your point.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:42 AM
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Someone done someone wrong.



Ah wonder who???
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:43 AM
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:44 AM
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Hey dewds!!


Debbie is ironing today in VERY short shorts!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:45 AM
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Let's eliminate all females in supervisory positions.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:46 AM
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We Don't Need No Stinking Badges!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:47 AM
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DT Swag will be available out of the trunk of Steve's car at exactly 2 AM tomorrow morning.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:49 AM
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I understand All Pacino shelled out 10 million to take CRUISING off the public movie list.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:49 AM
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Well....someone say something!
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:53 AM
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Who shot the sheriff?
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:54 AM
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You go out and buy a big ol' new coal hod Bob Cratchett!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:55 AM
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And just who are you?


Woodrow Wilson---now go to bed!
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