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Old 05-28-2008, 04:34 PM
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No...at this.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:36 PM
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Or did I miss your Serling like derby super?
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:36 PM
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my goal is to one day have a posse come to my rescue when i duel you in computer idiocy. i sit here now wondering when yours will show up.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:37 PM
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Don't look now...but I think you're winning.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:38 PM
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I better stop before Coach insults me with that hideous O'Riley clip.
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:41 PM
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Or did I miss your Serling like derby super?
ha! i guess if it was in the "smart" threads, you did. need i say more?
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:47 PM
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So driving to work this morning and for those that know Higgins Road in Schaumburg, there is a stretch through some woods where you go pretty fast. I got pulled over by a sheriff saying I was going 64 in a 45. Now, I would almost guarantee I was probably going faster then that, but the guy was like "I have to give you a ticket but I will give you a court diversion slip" So I automatically am thinking that he doesn't want to go to court. When he comes back with the ticket, I ask "Can I please see the radar gun" he says "It is already cleared". I say "Ok" and that is that. Now, there is NO WAY that he got me on the gun given he was going the other way down Higgins, and there is no way that he could have paced me because he was going the other way?

Anyone know if there is a protocol in radar gun clearing? I am going to contest it and go to court, not only will he probably not show up, but after that I think I have a decent case.

good luck with the ticket, scav. my advice would be to plead guilty and try to get traffic school. no big deal for a young guy like yourself. and i apologize for being a small part af the hijacking of this thread, but it is fun messing with the legend that is mortimer.
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:27 PM
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my goal is to one day have a posse come to my rescue when i duel you in computer idiocy. i sit here now wondering when yours will show up.
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:11 PM
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spyder, what are you doing with this picture of a guy in bondage? is this how morty's posse rolls? i've now got this picture of the village people clogging down the street to do me in. please, no more pictures like that.
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:32 PM
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Scavs...say hello to these other recent Ohio speeding ticket offenders! I got a ticket years ago as I was crossing the PA/Ohio border on my way to Jacobs Field

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Old 05-28-2008, 07:22 PM
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So driving to work this morning and for those that know Higgins Road in Schaumburg, there is a stretch through some woods where you go pretty fast. I got pulled over by a sheriff saying I was going 64 in a 45. Now, I would almost guarantee I was probably going faster then that, but the guy was like "I have to give you a ticket but I will give you a court diversion slip" So I automatically am thinking that he doesn't want to go to court. When he comes back with the ticket, I ask "Can I please see the radar gun" he says "It is already cleared". I say "Ok" and that is that. Now, there is NO WAY that he got me on the gun given he was going the other way down Higgins, and there is no way that he could have paced me because he was going the other way?

Anyone know if there is a protocol in radar gun clearing? I am going to contest it and go to court, not only will he probably not show up, but after that I think I have a decent case.
If he doesn't show up, then probably the only reason he gave one to you anyway is that he was 'under quota' for the month on them. Good luck with it (and it's weird that you're not going across from AP, that you've got to go to Skokie)..... and also glad I wasn't driving there today.... the flow of traffic along there's normally at least 60.
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:50 PM
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I'm with Morty on this one. Why bother? If you think he actually got you on the low side don't fight it.

I got a ticket in California a couple months ago going 89 in a 65, when in fact I was probably going over 100. In California if you're going 25+ they can put you in jail immediately. I said thank you sir have a nice day and paid it.
in case you didn't know, they can do that in KY too.....for future reference
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Old 05-28-2008, 08:55 PM
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Thank you,Ms. Parker.


Perhaps sometime you can relate to us some of your deadly confrontations with state patrolmen and your hemline.










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Old 05-28-2008, 09:05 PM
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Just kick the cop in the balls and drive off next time. Cheaper than going to court for it.
i would recommend against following this advice.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:05 PM
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i would recommend against following this advice.

Oh I'm sure you have a more patrolmen friendly method....yup.

Ah do.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:07 PM
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just show some cleavage, works for me.
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:08 PM
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just show some cleavage, works for me.

Are you sure???
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:46 PM
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no, i was just kidding. i try real hard not to get pulled over, generally set cruise at 9 above the posted limit on highways.
haven't gotten a ticket in 13 years, so i guess it works. that and luck.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:02 PM
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no, i was just kidding. i try real hard not to get pulled over, generally set cruise at 9 above the posted limit on highways.
haven't gotten a ticket in 13 years, so i guess it works. that and luck.

Good for you---it wouldn't work anyway.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:22 PM
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in case you didn't know, they can do that in KY too.....for future reference
Somehow I get chauffered around KY all the time
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