The Dutrow thread, Morty style

my miss storm cat · #1 05-29-2008, 10:32 PM

Since you're missing the fun in the smart threads (... I mean "smart" threads

), I thought you might like to play along and have a fill in the blank contest.

Go for it Morty.

All predators and non-predators welcome.

Note - feel free to substitute Dutrow for the person of your choice.

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(Fill in the blank #1 ) was also asked if he was (#2) that other riders in the Belmont would (#3). He was reminded that some people accused riders of (#4).

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get (#5) after the race."

geeker2 · #2 05-29-2008, 10:39 PM

I think I like Chuck's Polls better......

my miss storm cat · #3 05-29-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2

I think I like Chuck's Polls better......

I was waiting for the poll to decide which was the best poll though.....

Never happened.

Perhaps a poll to see if such poll should exist?

#4 05-29-2008, 10:42 PM

Tits McGee was also asked if he was pissed right the fuc|< off that other riders in the Belmont would have a gay orgy in the jocks room without him. He was reminded that some people accused riders of being in bed together aka fixing races.

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get teabagged after the race."

my miss storm cat · #5 05-29-2008, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Tits McGee was also asked if he was pissed right the fuc|< off that other riders in the Belmont would have a gay orgy in the jocks room without him. He was reminded that some people accused riders of being in bed together aka fixing races.

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get teabagged after the race."

Now that's what I'm talkin about!

Nice!

my miss storm cat · #6 05-29-2008, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Is Morty 5 years old?

Yes.

GBBob · #7 05-29-2008, 10:49 PM

Sumitas was also asked if he was believed that other riders in the Belmont would jack their horses. He was reminded that some people accused riders of premature stroking.

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get giant erections after the race."

#8 05-29-2008, 11:04 PM

Well played, sir.

Mortimer · #9 05-29-2008, 11:13 PM

Hewo.

I would wike to twy it:

Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy was also asked if he was going to do a Belmonts Analysis and was informed that if he did this and went on to make fun of the horseys and jockeys during his analysis in any way shape or form that other riders in the Belmonts would consider getting the owners and officials together and change the names of the horseys and jockeys so as to make him look stupid and completely inept in his analysis. He was reminded that some people accused riders of doing this exact same thing in the past to Stevie Hasbeen and Mike "The Exterminater " Welsch as well as other unnamed , so called Stevie Byks....we mean handicappers..

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get so confused by their own petty,cheap shot, friggin dumb azz ,sissy retributive stunt that first place may well be awarded to a suicide rider like Caulky Nutkatani on top of a horsey like Penis of Cork for which I would vaprorize their behinds ,stick them in The Secret Garden and let GF Pan rip-rip...shred-shred until there was so little left of the sunnyb!tches that even BrownSugar couldn't use them in her DeathNotices Thread....of course I would wait to do all this -------- after the race."