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Old 05-30-2008, 06:53 PM
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Fine work Morty and good call by Steve to move this thread into Morty territory. Morty responded like a champion.
Thank you so much.

I was thinking about mailing it in as ah don't feel sa hot, but realizing others may be sick from reading some of this stuff......well I stopped feeling sorry for myself.
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:00 PM
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That's right. Until next time when, hopefully, you'll invite your filthy hillbilly friend along. And bring Sammy too..... dead or alive. Ok?












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Old 05-30-2008, 07:38 PM
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excellent!!



You said it sssso well.
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:34 AM
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This is a Nerdy Trail announcement regarding the red letter day experienced here ...yesterday....relevant to the Smart Threads Association

It shall forever be known as......



















..The Day That Mortimer Socked It To...





..The Nerdy Trail STA.
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:40 AM
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I'm sending BMP a Do-It-Yourself Autopsy Kit....same one I sent Dimmy.


Hopefully he'll have better luck with it.
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:43 AM
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It will keep him in stitches.












HA!
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:33 PM
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:41 PM
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Hmmm? Pretty neat, eh Morton? Hmmm?


for those that will give up to your Predatory Superiority...

for those special moments with all your behooved beauties...

for those too dizzy to comprehend...




What time do you leave for Thistley Downs??? It's getting late! Don't you present the to the Oh-ho-ho Derby winner???
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:44 PM
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Hmmm? Pretty neet, eh Morton? Hmmm?


for those that will give up to your Predatory Superiority...

for those special moments with all your behooved beauties...

for those too dizzy to comprehend...




What time do you leave for Thistley Downs??? It's getting late! Don't you present the to the Oh-ho-ho Derby winner???
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These are swell...Steve!!








I normally do meet the winner to adorn him with a wreath of Thistley's......but I'm on with Andy today.







Just between you and me.....he doesn't know it.
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:48 PM
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I normally do meet the winner to adorn him with a wreath of Thistley's......but I'm on with Andy today.




Just between you and me.....he doesn't know it.

I won't tell him... Don't want to ruin the surprise...









He surprises...
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:56 PM
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rule-eng en leff-eng!!
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:02 PM
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Steve...how about a woody emoticon?
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:14 PM
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Is he kidding me with this statement.

Why would ya say that?


This is a guy who has ganged up on top horses himself.

Hmmm..well---tell me what else he was asked. If you know.

Dutrow was also asked if he was concerned that other riders in the Belmont would “gang up” on Big Brown. He was reminded that some people accused riders of doing that to Smarty Jones when he was defeated by Birdstone in the 2004 Belmont Stakes.

I'll be darned.

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get assassinated after the race. I can’t imagine they would do that.

Listen....wait until he really kills someone before calling for his suspension....and don't ever make it look like I said something Don'trow said again----OK?



I think you should consider darting this thread before it gets out of hand.

Besides looking like a dope.....you will attract the usual suspects---know what I'm sayin' here?
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:19 PM
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I'll mark yesterday on my calender
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