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Old 05-30-2008, 07:00 PM
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you seemed so non-predator-like to me fg, maybe i was wrong. pounce away.
I love to pounce !!!!!

Sometimes I'm prey sometimes a predator, so you must learn to HIDE.

You are like a chipmunk being batted around by Morty the fox...be careful of him, he is like the.....
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but much more clever. Best to get on his good side, it's much more fun that way.

Do you like the garden Morty made for me?
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:39 PM
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The MUCH MORE saved you.
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:35 PM
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Yooo-Hoooo Morty,

I didn't realize this was my garden......behooved sir.....

But since you have been a busy bee and bush whacked I think I'll do a little planting.




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Old 06-20-2008, 04:11 PM
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YOW!!


I missed this!........




Anyhoo----STEVE! This place is an abysmal mess! Get the Nerdy crew in here and spiffy it up...immediately.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:39 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.
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Old 06-20-2008, 04:53 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.

Yes be sure to study hard, don't mix those orbs up with specks of dust.

I have to go take care of my doggie, he is afraid of thunder...

Well that Deb-O-Deb does like to catch you by surprise.

I'm afraid alone in the day...you might scare me, I may pounce if you frighten me.
But my pointed tin foil hat should help to calm me down.

Just make sure you bring your zebra.
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:09 PM
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You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:58 PM
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Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.

Not true. I would never waste food.




























I only use paintball guns.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:38 PM
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:11 PM
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Franny ,Dahling.




YOO-HOO!







Are you here?


I have flowers :


* * * * * *





Chocolates:


l l l l l












And I didn't forget you!!



Here.......






.......an SEC flag!!:





I hope you like it......
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:16 PM
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She's not here.





And it's quarter past 11.

This is a sign.








I think it's the extended version of the middle finger.













I am so very sad.

I don't want to cry in front of everyone.

I must go back to the ....CAH-SOL......my behind in woe.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:18 PM
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:19 PM
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I'm late, I'm late........for a very important....

I'm sorry I stopped to read the debate on the FED in the saddling area !!!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:25 PM
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God.






You stiff me and come here with levity in your heart?

I am very sad over this.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:26 PM
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Franny ,Dahling.

YOO-HOO!


Are you here?

I have flowers :


* * * * * *


Chocolates:


l l l l l




And I didn't forget you!!

Here.......


.......an SEC flag!!:





I hope you like it......
Just with all the effort.

But I'm here in the garden alone in the dark and now no one is here...
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:28 PM
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Well...OK. Watch this...I'm going to impress you. I'll take my shirt off and show you a muscle group I am particularly proud of......my obliques:





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What do you think? Pretty spiffy---aye?
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:29 PM
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God.






You stiff me and come here with levity in your heart?

I am very sad over this.
Oh you've come back

I think I will look in the CAH-SOL but the doorway from Spiderman scared me.

Ahem..... who exactly is in charge of the haunting...
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:30 PM
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We don't seem to be what ya'd call exactly on the same page here.


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Old 06-20-2008, 11:30 PM
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So...what about my obliques?
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:34 PM
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Oh my God.
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