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Rileyoriley · #**121** 06-19-2008, 10:03 PM

I have $2.29 I'd like to donate.

Mortimer · #**122** 06-19-2008, 11:00 PM

Four that...thank you-----------very much.

I wish to declare I had nothing to do with The Great Thebby....a book by which to bore ones self to death.

Oh I'm a ghost writer all right.

That's why I highly recommend Legion.

Make sure all of your old friends read it.

Mortimer · #**123** 06-20-2008, 12:13 AM

Perhaps another good one is Andy Panda's book...I Don't Know Any Of The Secrets of Handicapping.

SNARF!!

Mortimer · #**124** 06-20-2008, 12:16 AM

And the one by his good friend CM Oreo.....Neither Do I.

>: >

Mortimer · #**125** 06-20-2008, 12:17 AM

Of course...DrugS wrote....Well Don't Look At Me.

Mortimer · #**126** 06-20-2008, 09:48 AM

I decided to take a look at some of the threads in here.

What a mistake.

I could have gone with haunting monkey island.

But noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I had forgotten how awful most threads here are.

Dannie......if I were sentenced to haunt a deserted island and could pick only one human to take with me to haunt.....it would not be you.

Love that ice debate.

The Great Thebby is 19 pages long.

But that's not as long as the Pandas current losing streak.

hahahaha

Another great book out............Carla Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

Written by her mortgage company.

The Ghost is so funny!

Oh well.

Back to Casper comic books.

Mortimer · #**127** 06-20-2008, 10:10 AM

Wanting to be the first man on Mars?

Esqueeze me?

Let me ask you all a question.

Who was the last of the Mohicans?

See?

But you know who invented the Petri dish.

Was there a last man on the moon?

Then who was he?

I think I've made my point.

geeker2 · #**128** 06-20-2008, 10:24 AM

I think I know one of the answers..

Wasn't the "Least of the Moeheekens" James Mortimer Cooper ?

Mortimer · #**129** 06-20-2008, 10:25 AM

Uh...is someone having a problem with my fine work here?

The greatest praise one can heap upon a ghost writer is to dematerialize his fine work.

Mortimer · #**130** 06-20-2008, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2

I think I know one of the answers..

Wasn't the "Least of the Moeheekens" James Mortimer Cooper ?

Oh my God.

Mortimer · #**131** 06-20-2008, 10:28 AM

I'm going to reprint my 'lost" post here shortly.

We'll see if Heil Thebby strikes again.

geeker2 · #**132** 06-20-2008, 10:31 AM

and the last man to walk on the moon was...

Gene Mortimer Cernan in 1972 and the #1 hit that year was???????

Arthur Bremer is jailed for 63 years for shooting George Wallace.

I think I am getting the hang of this......No?

Mortimer · #**133** 06-20-2008, 10:32 AM

I think the point is you had to look up that pointless point.

Antitrust32 · #**134** 06-20-2008, 10:36 AM

Look at you

Then look at me

Then look at you

geeker2 · #**135** 06-20-2008, 10:39 AM

Hey...even ordering take-out requires some effort.....

here is another pointlesss fact for 1972.....

East Germany and West Germany recognize each other?

I wonder if it was the boots that gave it away......or...the way they waved to each other

Mortimer · #**136** 06-20-2008, 10:39 AM

( ok...here goes.....it was really good )

It seems the Mars thread is getting weird.

Did I say getting?

I think it's now the Area 51 of NerdyTrail.

Or has that title gone to Andy Sterlings ....Todays Belmonts Selections thread?

hahahaha

Mortimer · #**137** 06-20-2008, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Look at you

Then look at me

Then look at you

thud

Antitrust32 · #**138** 06-20-2008, 10:46 AM

Mortimer · #**139** 06-20-2008, 10:50 AM

I'm getting a ghosty.

geeker2 · #**140** 06-20-2008, 10:57 AM

The comment about Andy was very funny....and I am a huge fan of his!

I really like the Twilight Zone episode he did when an astronaut on a mission to Mars finds out that people are alike all over......

I wonder if horses look at themselves that way?