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Old 06-20-2008, 10:58 AM
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I don't know about all of you people...but I would love to see a thread started demanding Ethel Garden start posting here.
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I really don't see what you're talking about. It must be because you're a a ghost?
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:02 AM
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The comment about Andy was very funny....and I am a huge fan of his!



Yo--------I'm a Cleveland Indians fan.

Ya foller?



I really like the Twilight Zone episode he did when an astronaut on a mission to Mars finds out that people are alike all over......



Ever been to Cincinnati?
















I wonder if horses look at themselves that way?


Ever been to Cincinnati?
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:05 AM
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I really don't see what you're talking about.

Yes....but certain people do.


It must be because you're a a ghost?

It must be because you have been reading too much Mars Bars.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:12 AM
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Ah wonder where Sighty-poo is?










Perhaps I can think of 34.........no......12.....................that's not good either. Maybe------19. Yes....19.


No.......3.















nah





































what about ........what about............................oh I don't know.




















10?































Good.






10 possibles....later.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:15 AM
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I don't know about all of you people...but I would love to see a thread started demanding Ethel Garden start posting here.


did you mean the Botanical Cactus Gardens just outside of Vegas...





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Old 06-20-2008, 11:19 AM
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Morty...I have to tell you my right hand is tired from all this typing













...and I need to save her for later tonight for I have a date with















www.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com












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Old 06-20-2008, 11:22 AM
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Oh boy.














NO SMUT IN THE ..........CAH-SOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:24 AM
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STEVE!!!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:29 AM
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Please....someone remove that filthy smut link.









Don't think I'm kidding.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:35 AM
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one last thought...










don't they call Mars the Red Planet.......














so...how can you object to tube of red?















and perhaps you would have more sleep-overs in the CAH -SOL














if you provided some Adult Art...







birds do it











bees do it










somebody stop me...hey isn't that what Jack VanBurg said to Congress?
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:36 AM
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There will be NO MORE ....CAH-SOL.... hauntings until the smut link is removed.









That's it.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:39 AM
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There will be NO MORE ....CAH-SOL.... hauntings until the smut link is removed.









That's it.



Bill Clinton is very disapointed in you Morty
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:44 AM
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NO smut of ANY kind in the.....CAH-SOL!
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:54 PM
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Geeker...I had no idea who you were.





I'm starting to get and idea of who you are.

Is it possible for you to start your own fucl<face thread?

Then we all would have a choice .




I think it's fair.

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Old 06-20-2008, 01:11 PM
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Ah wonder where Sighty-poo could be?








10...Sneaking around at funerals and cutting off dress material for her black waist ribbon fetish.

9.....In week long interview with Steve applying for Thebby's job.Has a leg up on her.

8.....Starting new Diaper Voo-Doo doll assembly line.

7.....Still handicapping last Fridays Lone Star card.

6.....Posing for CoachPants' newest edition to the Beulah thread.

5.....Training bra in summer school....she had to go with it.

4.....Looking to find a new ambulance chaser to take her to Australia.Using "vomit joke" to entrap.

3.....Caught Darden...still trying to lose him.

2.....Out sending UnclyTrust the movie...Reflections in a Golden Eye. Strongly hoping she gets the analogy.






And the Number One place Sighty-poo could be:

















1.....Secretly eating live cow.
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:33 PM
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Ah was going to wonder where The Philski is....but it came out to the same places The Sighty-poo is.











Sorry,Thebby.



Tough break.














































hahahaha
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:10 PM
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:22 PM
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Are you through with Sighty-poos photo set?


I hope you used plenty of oatmeal.
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:24 PM
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Not yet.



I sent my assistant to whole foods market to get some organic honey. I tell ya they put organic on everything nowadays.
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