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Old 06-21-2008, 02:06 PM
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What?...no one going to recommend ... Nitrogen Repair: It's Not That Hard.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:11 PM
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Oh my God.




That James Frey book is next...I just know it.

true or not, I enjoyed that book
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:17 PM
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true or not, I enjoyed that book

I'm sorry...I shouldn't have made fun.



I will look for it after I have read the one I'm on now......How I Invented Global Warming.

--by Alan Goreski
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:21 PM
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I would like to recommend Screwjack...a short collection of 3 short stories----all absolutely true.




It's also somewhat philosophical.


The book says....I print....therefore ah is.
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:49 PM
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Maybe my favorite philosopher
It was very difficult for me to get through his book.
His writing style is the kind that makes me reread things
over and over.
I have notes all over in it after I deciphered something.
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:17 PM
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It was very difficult for me to get through his book.
His writing style is the kind that makes me reread things
over and over.
I have notes all over in it after I deciphered something.
I'm much the same with Stevie Hasbeen articles
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:26 PM
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KISS-KISS DAHLING!!










OH YEECH!!---------------YUK-PTWEEEEEEEEEEE!








I thought you were Thebby!



I am ssssso sorry...but thank you so much.
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:57 PM
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End of thread.

Massive infection and rotting.
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:58 PM
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End of thread.

Massive infection and rotting.



You've been dipping it in all the wrong places.
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:02 PM
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I'm surprised 2hot4granny hasn't intellectualized in.
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:19 PM
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HEY!


Anyone know of a book detailing the procedure on handling a hot lady in stage 5????









I don't have all night so hurry it up.
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HEY!


Anyone know of a book detailing the procedure on handling a hot lady in stage 5????









I don't have all night so hurry it up.
Try Hustler.
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:22 PM
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Try Hustler.
Ma'am.


I'm not in stage 5.

SHE is!






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Ma'am.


I'm not in stage 5.

SHE is!
Oh.





























Well in that case, there's a good book out called: Hossy's Antics - a Step by Step Approach to Moving Them to Stage 1
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:25 PM
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Ah ...the web search turned this up:



http://www.desertwoman.net/eqpt.shtml




I'm downloading the installation and instruction manuals now.

May take a while.
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:26 PM
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Oh.


Well in that case, there's a good book out called: Hossy's Antics - a Step by Step Approach to Moving Them to Stage 1

ror!



I mean....stop clowning around.
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:32 PM
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:42 PM
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Give her 5 minutes with those photos...and she'll be ready for ya.




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Old 06-21-2008, 09:43 PM
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Give her 5 minutes with those photos...and she'll be ready for ya.
There's a better chance of me turning into UnclyTrust.
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:44 PM
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No worries here...give her 5 more minutes.
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