LONE STAR--Come Race With Me..Won't You?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Dahlings...I hope I am performing well for you all.

I'm speechless.

"my penis is straight all the way down. it has little white pimples on it and is a little bit rough. I would make it bigger as I feel it is quite small. never had relations with anyone so I wouldnt know. no I never have shown anyone my penis."

WTF?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I'm speechless.

"my penis is straight all the way down. it has little white pimples on it and is a little bit rough. I would make it bigger as I feel it is quite small. never had relations with anyone so I wouldnt know. no I never have shown anyone my penis."

WTF?

Ma'am...these comments are being made by bizarre people.

Just look at the photos-----OK?

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ma'am...these comments are being made by bizarre people.

Just look at the photos-----OK?

OK

[Mortimer]

!OOOOOOOOOO!

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh boy.






I shoudn't have said that.

No you shouldn't have...now you must make amends....

You must learn to control yourself

or

I won't come to play anymore


no more hauntings, no more gardening, no more poems or youtube.

Bad boy, now slap your typing fingers and make amends.

Oh and fix your location....very ewwwwhhhhish, the thought of it scares me.

[Mortimer]

I seem to sign on at the wrong times around here.





I guess what you said isn't exactly code----but I hear ya.

I have failed once again.

Not even a no work letter from my doctor could make me feel better right now.










Human bane has more confidence than I do.

















I do not want to live.

































I do NOT want to live.





















I must look for a hole to crawl in.






Ah---there's one.



I can only hope it's low enough.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I seem to sign on at the wrong times around here.

I guess what you said isn't exactly code----but I hear ya.

I have failed once again.

Not even a no work letter from my doctor could make me feel better right now.

Human bane has more confidence than I do.


I do not want to live.


I do NOT want to live.



I must look for a hole to crawl in.


Ah---there's one.


I can only hope it's low enough.

What no prose or songs?
No flowers or chocolates?

The code was kind of silly and ahm just not that kinda girl.

[Mortimer]

God.





Must you rub it in?

I am void of pretty thoughts----I am incapable of anything good.......for I now sleep beneath the grubs.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

God.





Must you rub it in?

I am void of pretty thoughts----I am incapable of anything good.......for I now sleep beneath the grubs.

Does that make you fertilizer??????

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Does that make you fertilizer??????

Wait until you read All The Old Prudes.