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Old 06-25-2008, 09:38 PM
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! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡

! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡

! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡

! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡


! DOOGY LIKES DOGS ¡
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:50 PM
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I'm warning you now... My days around here are numbered....

So Big Brother cleans all or conversations from
last night?

Did he is protecting you

You must like him ¡........

Nice pet......with a PINK ribbon.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:36 AM
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I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.




I now am doomed to being a ghost...who haunts.....the....CAH-SOL.









So from high atop the ...CAH-SOL.....I spin the finest rendition of SourThebby...............fucl<.


I mean...Sweet Jane.

By my good friend---Frankenstein.


It must be played loud.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8EE0kF4gwA
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:17 AM
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Really??



Where is the guy now?

I won't forget him...I picked him over DrugS' dart finder......he's never been the same since.
Isn't he cute?!
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:35 AM
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Thanks...yes,he is.


Only DowntownDollarBilly was cuter.

Who's the horsey on the left?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:44 AM
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I tried..I can't be human.

I hate almost all humans

And I'm disgusted with what a few have done to the ...CAH-SOL.




I now am doomed to being a ghost...who haunts.....the....CAH-SOL.









So from high atop the ...CAH-SOL.....I spin the finest rendition of SourThebby...............fucl<.


I mean...Sweet Jane.

By my good friend---Frankenstein.


It must be played loud.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8EE0kF4gwA
How can we restore the sanctity of the Cah-Sol?

Should I call in an Exorcist?

Beetlejuice?

The Orkin Man?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:46 AM
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Just get the red out.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:09 AM
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I have reworked LO-LA.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it.....LO-LA





I met her in a stable club down in O-hi-o
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like crushyed ice-ee
I-c-e-ee-ee
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Sigh-ty
S-I-G-H-T-Y SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a horsey
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her back
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Horseys will be boys but girls shouldn't be horseys
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a horsey before
But SIGH-TY smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY....SI-SI-SI SIIIIIIGH-TY
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:12 AM
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:18 AM
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I thought you were going to say...snarf!





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Old 06-26-2008, 11:03 AM
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I have redone Cleveland Rocks.


I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it...Cleveland Rocks









Three! four!

(bunch of ah-ah-ah’s here)

All his energy caused this thing
Back where it comes from
It’s such a crude attitude
It's on sale now
All the little brats growing up on the skids are goin’
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks
Jumpin’ (jean) gene genies, moody james deanies goin’

DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks

Emily knows but she don’t care
She’s got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks
She’s livin’in sin with a safety pin
She’s goin’


DrugS socks ,DrugS socks, DrugS socks

He's got some records from world war two
Plays ’em just like Hossy does,too
He's a socker and so is you
DrugS socks ,yeah DrugS socks
So find a place
Grab a space
And yell and scream for more

DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks
DrugS socks ,DrugS socks,DrugS socks




(bunch of ah-ah-ah’s here)

Three! four!
There on sale!
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:39 AM
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I have a redo on Elvis Presley's People.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it...People.








People,
People who need donuts
Are the luckiest people in the world
Were especially hooked to je-lly
And we don't stop opening wide
Until they are deep inside
Acting more like hungry a crea-ture
Donuts
Are things I nur-ture
Theyre the tastiest morsel in the world
When I'm out I call a person,
One very special person
Asking "Hawney...do you have any double cheese pizza ,man?"
Says "you want half or whole?"
Oh ahm so hawgry ,baby...whatever you can
But first be a person who needs .......doooo-nuts
People, people who need donuts
Are the luckiest people in the world.

With one person
One very special person
A feeling deep in your calf
Someone who gives you whole not half
No more hunger at night
Because you know I am right
People, people who need...dooo-nuts
Are the luckiest people in the world.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:59 AM
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I have ( shut up) redone Ramblin' Man

I hope you all enjoy it. You may want too open it as you read.



I call it...Ramblin' Man.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x28jaeyX2s










[chorus]
Steve, I was born a gamblin man,
Tryin to make a livin and doin the best I can.
And when its time for cappin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I think mortimer's the man.

Well my father was a gambler up in cleveland,
He wound up hearin' yer stuff.
I told 'im he was headed for losin'
He figured he'd had enough

Chorus

He is on his way to thistleydowns this mornin,
Leaving out yer hanidcappin' sheets,
He told me son i will try you,
Steve, now he thinks the world of me.

Chorus

[repeat and fade]
Steve, I was born a gamblin man,
Tryin to make a livin and doin the best I can.
And when its time for cappin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I think mortimer's the man.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:13 PM
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it's so light at the ...CAH-SOL
she sang this about me
singing it like an ...ANG-OL,
strange-ol...shetoolovesmort-ee!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqss0y3I12o
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:33 PM
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I would like to do my own personal haunting in song...to a girl back home.




I call it....CarlaAnn






(Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) (Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) Oh CarlaAnn Let go of my hand CarlaAnn You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn( Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) I went to a dance, looking for romance, Saw CarlaAnn and she wore such tight pants I had to take a chance On CarlaAnn Let go of my hand You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn Tried AuntyCooby Tried Nabby Dabby, too Tried ThebbyLou But I knew they wouldn't do Like CarlaAnn Let go of my hand You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:34 PM
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WHO HAS DONE THIS THING!!?















GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:39 PM
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I have summoned up the ghost of the Elvis Presley...so that he may sing this song I wrote for the Frangipani Franny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5WZ1q1lZA
Morte', I have been on a ghostly mission and didn't see these and the other odes...behooved.
That geeking Cat sent a strange tune though....


YIKES what the heck happened here in the CAH-SOL?


Steve-O became Morty

Sighty is agent 99

Hossy is hatin on horseys

MMSC is wearing purple ribbons

and you are a ghost once again, did the RedMan eat you?

You seem very lyrical today, is it safe once again in the CAH-SOL?
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:42 PM
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i will answer in a bit....meanwhile...














.......








































thud
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:51 PM
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i will answer in a bit....meanwhile...





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thud
Well.....















PHOOEY















to you then you fickle scoundrel.

















UN-THUD!
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