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Old 06-29-2008, 03:18 PM
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:29 PM
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Franny...what?

About 5-3 and 115-120 pounds or so?




LOOOK-ING GOOOOOD!!
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:41 PM
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That's more like it!!!!!

Much less smuttier, only bending the rules of the CAH-SOL.

Uhhhh...btw what's up with the full body apparitions without me here...
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Old 06-29-2008, 04:34 PM
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Uh-oh.

I must think of a palatable answer




















Until I do---I must hide.
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Old 06-29-2008, 05:40 PM
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Got it!!





And there is proof here if you read back.









It was Deb-O-Deb's fault.


She told me the ghost ( mwe) can do anything he wants. It suggested favor from her. So I did.

She also wanted the full body apparitions....again for empty promises.


She never came through......she is evil and I will never listen to her again.
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:39 PM
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I like the first HO better...she seems to really care.
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:01 PM
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Now ,now. They aren't HO's at al.

They're fine ladies who are ..CAH-SOL... guests and just want to have a look around.




I enjoy watching them look around.
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:20 PM
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Can we lift the bane on T & A for sunday night?
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:42 PM
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Now ,now. They aren't HO's at al.

They're fine ladies who are ..CAH-SOL... guests and just want to have a look around.




I enjoy watching them look around.
fr& l-a!!!!!

Your just a mischevious gawker.....

I'm kinda busy bantering with that Stonegoose in the saddling area, he told me to get off my high horse, imagine that.
I thought men liked to look at women up atop a high horse.
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:50 PM
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Can we lift the bane on T & A for sunday night?
You'll have to check with Morty, it is his CAH-SOL, but if you can find ghostly T & A I guess they would be see through.


Or you can just resurrect the Rank-Em thread.

BTW I do like your Cat, the real cat, she is very pretty. I had a white persian once with amber eyes. Too hot and humid down here for persians.
I have an old siamese and torty that are inside, and a grown black cat with yellow eyes outdoors, and a new tabby kitten that is just a monster hunter. She's only 4-1/2 months old and every night I find something new on my doorstep and she has never stopped purring from the day I went and got her.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:17 PM
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fr& l-a!!!!!

Your just a mischevious gawker.....

I'm kinda busy bantering with that Stonegoose in the saddling area, he told me to get off my high horse, imagine that.
I thought men liked to look at women up atop a high horse.

O=:>



Oh..sometimes just climbing a ladder is just as good.

And if StoneHead gives you any trouble...tell him I said there's a nice spot under the "S" I have already for him. He'll know what that means.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:18 PM
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Can we lift the bane on T & A for sunday night?

I'm sorry ,sir.

Debbie has caused enough trouble around here for one weekend.....so no smut.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:23 PM
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Thank you ! I also had a white persian before this one. She died of renal failure. This kitty's name is Laker..but I also call her "Geek"..hence the name geeker2. She is an indoor cat. She has hip dysplasia so we have mini stairs all around the house.

I think I like you Fran..cat people are good people.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:24 PM
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Blech
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I'm sorry ,sir.

Debbie has caused enough trouble around here for one weekend.....so no smut.

not a problem..I have a date at redtube tonight!
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:31 PM
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watch and learn Morte..the way to a women's heart is thru her pu$$y

















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ROR!!!!!!!!!

Oh Morty, he (well I hope it is a he, it would be weird otherwise) got ya there. Hurry up quick on the draw.
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Old 06-29-2008, 09:00 PM
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Oh..sometimes just climbing a ladder is just as good.

And if StoneHead gives you any trouble...tell him I said there's a nice spot under the "S" I have already for him. He'll know what that means.
I adapted his manner of posting and just called him an idiot and a moron.
He thought I was rude, it's his way of posting, how comical, as coach says pot meet kettle, the goose didn't like that though.
He's strange not good strange though, he doesn't have fun. But I'll be sure to tell him he has to deal with you to get to me.....
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ROR!!!!!!!!!

Oh Morty, he (well I hope it is a he, it would be weird otherwise) got ya there. Hurry up quick on the draw.
Well I guess he did.








Personally I think it's the other way around....but what do I know?
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Old 06-29-2008, 09:02 PM
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I adapted his manner of posting and just called him an idiot and a moron.
He thought I was rude, it's his way of posting, how comical, as coach says pot meet kettle, the goose didn't like that though.
He's strange not good strange though, he doesn't have fun. But I'll be sure to tell him he has to deal with you to get to me.....
Good deal.


I've kicked his azz so many times my foot has hemorrhoids.
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