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Old 06-30-2008, 10:39 AM
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SNORT!!!

EXCELLENT!!















But the better to C you with.

















Say!!...this ghost's GOOD!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:46 AM
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Sometimes full rigor never goes away...know what ahm sayin'?
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:50 AM
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It's never bad to be stiffed by a ghost.








In fact...ghosts are quite romantic.


Scary things are sexy things....else there would never have been the big hit You Got Them Yettie Davis Eyes.
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:53 AM
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What big hit did Uncle Tom write?






You White Up My Life.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:01 AM
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And all the colored girls say....Oh Roy,oh Roy is that yo hawsey?
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:02 AM
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Sorry...no more FBA's for today.



It takes too much out of me.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:07 AM
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Yes.

That's what I'm saying.





Mr. Hyde sinks back to the shadows.

And you just nevah,nevah know when he will come back out of hyding.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:16 PM
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its noontime at the..CAH-SOL
i hope not too late for me
while you have your..MOR-SOL,
of horse-ol...can't you just wait for me



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7W7rWIPJJw
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:22 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-OO0xqTe4

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Old 06-30-2008, 12:24 PM
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Quote:
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This pud's...!!!..OH MYGOD!!!..I mean this thud's for you!





























thud!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:25 PM
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This is how Druggie feels when you go away....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR54rkz1sek
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:26 PM
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He does his hair like that too.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:28 PM
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Uncly Trusts and Morty's Poker game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwQN5PyXu0
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:28 PM
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I cant believe you actually think you could beat me


excuse me..


BEAT ME !?!?!?





at poker!


That's a ROR if I've ever seen one!
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:30 PM
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BARF!!!








Someone kill that piano player.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:32 PM
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Uncly Trusts and Morty's Poker game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwQN5PyXu0




thud...again
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:34 PM
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You seem a bit overconfident,Uncly.


What poker do you play? Sissy Texas Hold 'Em?
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:39 PM
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they're munching at the ..CAH-SOL
out widening hips
getting big in the ...DOR-SOL,
of course-ol..they have yet to taste my lips





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHDeB7-31-8
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:52 PM
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I have redone Kiss On My List.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it........... Kiss On My List.












My friends wonder why I can easily get your bra off you all of the time

What can I say

I don't feel the need to give such secrets away

You think maybe I need help, no I know I'm right all right

I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on blowing my bliss

I tell them this

When they want to know what the reason is

I only smile when alive, and I tell them why

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist

(Because your tits are what I miss) when I turn off the light

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see

Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me

Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, I want

Regret what I've done, regret you? I couldn't go on

But if you insist on blowing my bliss

I'll tell you this

If you want to know what the reason is

I only smile when alive, then I'll tell you why

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist
I really miss

Ahhh, (Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:04 PM
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MOR-TE' BOOM I YAY!!


MOR-TE' BOOM I YAY!!
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