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Old 07-01-2008, 09:44 AM
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Oh fer the love a mike already.



I guess I'll have to handle this myself.

The next person posting in this ABYSMAL mess of a thread is in big trouble.....BIG trouble.
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Old 07-01-2008, 09:45 AM
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You're just upset that the movie isn't titled; The Man From Snowy Woods.
While that may be true;shut up.
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Old 07-01-2008, 09:46 AM
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I don't count.
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:30 AM
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I don't count.
truer words........















come on, that was like martin setting up lewis!
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:30 AM
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Easy Money. From when they go to the bar with the tip to when "Nicky" pulls the rider off the sulky... Classic.
Or with One minute to post.. the fellow @ the window says (to the teller).... ""I would like to bet # 2.oo to win, $2.00 to place, and $2.00 to show on the 4""... and the teller says ."" you can just say $2.00 across the board on the 4""...and as they are going to post ..he says... "" Ohhhhh you can do that on any horse "" and Nicky yanks the guy from the window
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:33 AM
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ABYSMAL [/b]mess of a thread is in big trouble.....BIG trouble.
The movie with Kurt Russell.... "" Big Trouble in Little China "" ???
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:38 AM
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:54 AM
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Old 07-01-2008, 11:58 AM
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:36 PM
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truer words........

come on, that was like martin setting up lewis!


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Old 07-01-2008, 12:39 PM
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^^^ Has a black waist ribbon in Ju Phoo-Ee.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:00 PM
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The stupidest, but funny if you like stupid movies, was Hot to Trot.
Some funny lines and visuals in that one, Dabney Coleman, Bob Goldthwait.

Also liked Symapatico, Nick Nolte, Jeff Bridges, been showing that on mystery channel or one of those lately.

And Lucky Number Slevin, not mainly about horse racing but starts out with a horse race.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:13 PM
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That it?






Any more bizarre nominations?
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:18 PM
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Does Barney count?
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:19 PM
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Just posting anything counts.







Jesus.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:40 PM
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Morte- is porn allowed on this thread?

If so, I submit that famous porno movie "Blazing Zippers"
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:42 PM
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Oh boy.




Actually...it's a fine thread for smut.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:58 PM
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naked horses
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:42 PM
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The stupidest, but funny if you like stupid movies, was Hot to Trot.
Some funny lines and visuals in that one, Dabney Coleman, Bob Goldthwait.

Also liked Symapatico, Nick Nolte, Jeff Bridges, been showing that on mystery channel or one of those lately.

And Lucky Number Slevin, not mainly about horse racing but starts out with a horse race.

friggin awesome movie!!! Saw it on HBO a few months back and loved it!
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:21 PM
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friggin awesome movie!!! Saw it on HBO a few months back and loved it!
Yeah, I really liked it, not a usual Bruce Willis fan but he was good in that one, loved the twists and turns.


I don't think SeaBisquit has been mentioned, with Toby Maguire, that one was good.

I loved Phar Lap, but it was always so sad in the end, he always dies in that gut wrenching scene.
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