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Old 07-16-2008, 11:10 AM
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My transmitter rheostat is not working properly.




Maybe I'll scrap one off the old Norge.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:30 AM
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Before I forget ...I have been accused of being mean.

In private.




Not mean in private.

Accused of in private.








But I'm not.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:32 AM
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If the sun refused to shine... I would still be loving you!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:36 AM
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When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:41 AM
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There's too much lovin going around this thread.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:42 AM
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We experience pleasant pulses of inner energy when we receive true love from another human.


Love should be expressed more readily in our society.









In fact...DAMMIT!!...I want all of you to go to the nearest door or window and stick your heads out and shout:





SUNNYB!TCH!!

I can't stand it anymore!!


I LOVE YOU ( fill in name here)!!!!



I love you with every part of my being and it is without question.


Not my being....my love for you.





BURY ME ,BABY!!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:46 AM
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There's too much lovin going around this thread.

kissykissykissykissy
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:48 AM
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:50 AM
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rule-eng un ze flour!!



leff-eng may ess oaf!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:55 AM
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In fact...if Debbie were here right now..The Mother of All Cab Rides would end immediately.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:57 AM
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Until such time...I will continue posing for the rest of the fine female creatures.







Here's another muscle group I'm particularly proud of:












pose
























Ain't they a beauty?
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:59 AM
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*whistles*
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:59 AM
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You can't get this stuff at Maced Stuffedcabbage.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:00 PM
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*whistles*



I blush easily....garsh!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:12 PM
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Until such time...I will continue posing for the rest of the fine female creatures.

Here's another muscle group I'm particularly proud of:

pose

Ain't they a beauty?
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:50 PM
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fr&l-a!!!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:01 PM
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And I was also told ,in private, that someone found me .....scary.






































well DAH!!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:16 PM
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I must admit ,though...the greatest poser in the world is the Celtics forward----James Posey.
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:32 PM
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I must admit ,though...the greatest poser in the world is the Celtics forward----James Posey.
Nah, it's you Morte', just look above!

Yep you are mean, scary, crazy and well........
But then again you are a predator!!!!!

You need to get your equipment in order and working for tonight, another haunting to be had.
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Old 07-16-2008, 01:57 PM
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Yes.

You should all keep that in mind....I am at the top of the food chain in the wild.




I can never be fully trusted.
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